Ah ER, you are at least still using the username i remember, some normality still left on here at least.
It is good to be back, I've missed the banter over the last 18 months or so, and obviously have a lot of catching up to do. Only sad thing is I've noticed that ****ing chat box thing is still here. I miss the days of the long sprawled out threads. I think apart from yourself, the only other posters i recognise are Snoopy, Pud and Venom, there are no doubt others i haven't come across yet, but most have changed names.
He means you are about as entertaining as a gay vegetarian from Edinburgh who is dying of the bad aids. Yer welcome