Jehovas. Knock on a load of doors. If nee **** answers. Gan round the back a steal all the granny knickers. Enjoy the multiple free ****s.
making your own religion sounds like fun. Loads of shagging with the female followers and you get them to donate loads of money to the cause so you don't have to work again. What would you call yourself though? that would be a tricky one, high priest or the "chosen one" like moreenio, be loads of names to chose from and i'm sure the lads on here would love to help
Billy you could call it the Church of the Daft Bastology I am sure you would get 12 disciples from this board
Pastafarianism (The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) is the way to go. http://www.venganza.org/ please log in to view this image
I'm not following him if he get's to **** all the women - I want my share and I don;t fancy Billy's sloppy seconds! I'll follow your religion @Billy Cattermole if I can have quarter of the women - Not interested in the older ones either - nowt older than me (I'm 40!)