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I have decided to give up on football

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  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    And turn to religion. I just can't decide on which one.
    Might try being a hindu.
     
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  2. Commachio

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    Jehovas. Knock on a load of doors. If nee **** answers. Gan round the back a steal all the granny knickers.

    Enjoy the multiple free ****s.
     
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  3. Billy Death

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    Lol, **** off yer daft knacker, <laugh>
     
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    Start your own mate. <ok>

    You can have your own God, visions, followers and everything.
     
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  5. Billy Death

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    Can I **** all the women?
     
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    Yes. Do owt you like mate. You`ll need a vision from your god to tell you it`s ok though.
     
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  7. Billy Death

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    Like that Mohammed fella?
     
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  8. crumble bungle

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    making your own religion sounds like fun.
    Loads of shagging with the female followers and you get them to donate loads of money to the cause so you don't have to work again.
    What would you call yourself though? that would be a tricky one, high priest or the "chosen one" like moreenio, be loads of names to chose from and i'm sure the lads on here would love to help :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  9. Billy Death

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    Sounds like Catholicism.
     
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  10. crumble bungle

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    if you're into little boys then that's up to you mate :emoticon-0172-mooni :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  11. Commachio

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    Reverend Wayne Kerr.
     
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    Billy you could call it the Church of the Daft Bastology I am sure you would get 12 disciples from this board <laugh>
     
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  13. crumble bungle

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    polish my bishop billy
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Billy and the temple of Wass Gashes.
     
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    or the driefanny religion
     
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  16. Neil

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    Pastafarianism (The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) is the way to go.

    http://www.venganza.org/

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    I'm not following him if he get's to **** all the women - I want my share and I don;t fancy Billy's sloppy seconds! :)

    I'll follow your religion @Billy Cattermole if I can have quarter of the women - Not interested in the older ones either - nowt older than me (I'm 40!)
     
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  18. Billy Death

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    No problem, I have declared myself Mohammed.
    You can have my wife Aisha, she's only 12. <ok>
     
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    The way I heard it you had her bowing down to you since she was six!
     
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  20. crumble bungle

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    have you adam Johnson as your clerk?
     
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