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  1. monacoger

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    <laugh> **** off you ****
     
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    Costa Adeje, Tenerife
     
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  3. monacoger

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    Was the holiday as good as your omelettes?
     
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    Did you get sorted for Coke Pud?
     
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    Better ...

    30 degrees everyday and most of the burds at my hotel pool got their tits out.
     
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    Aye ... exactly how you said!
     
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  7. Ciaran

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    Im a truth bomber Pud, only bettered by Fenster.
     
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  8. monacoger

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    It was 31 degrees here last night at about 9pm and I didn't see any tits.
     
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  9. Ciaran

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    Nae mirrors?
     
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    Some mad Irishman from Blackwater (???) called Aidan ( I thought he said Ivan)...

    God mwi with him!

    My Mrs was not happy!
     
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  11. monacoger

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    :huh:
     
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  12. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    did he bum u ?
     
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  13. Ciaran

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    Thought that was a given <confused>
     
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    Aye... for every line I took, he bummed me.

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    image.jpeg

    Just back fae the gym
     
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  16. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    Use ****in' duck eggs for an omelette, fer **** sake, much more flavour.
     
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    What about goose eggs ya big plant pot?
     
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    Nah, Goose eggs are too greasy.
    I've been away too long, i've **** all clue who hardly anyone is on here now. <wah>
     
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    I'm Chapper m8
     
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    I'm Spartacus.
     
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