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A Yanks take on British life

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bucks_is_leeds, Oct 6, 2015.

  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Screens to stop bugs and big flies getting in yer house.
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Floridians love them oor their front doors. Well the rednecks dae onywhy
     
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  3. As We Know

    As We Know 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  4. As We Know

    As We Know 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Can't remember the last time I used a fork.

    I have evolved and now use Knorks.
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    The yanks use their forks like a shovel whereas we hold our food down with it whilst we cut it.
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I've been to Edinburgh about four times. One of those times I witnessed two geezers in kilts having a fight in the street.
     
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  8. Null

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    That was st trying bum rape a bagpipe busker ...
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Fork handles?
     
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  10. Ponders Revisited

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    Their paper money makes sense, the coins don't

    <doh>

     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :huh:
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Candles I understand, regardless of numeracy.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Has Eddie heard about these? Save him a fortune in tinfoil hats.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^^ buggy code
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Pish, this is how you do it:

     
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  16. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    Not all of us yanks are so uneducated, fuxxake, that **** is giving us a bad name, as if that could make things any worse.<wah>
     
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  17. Bill The Bob

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    Alright man? Where have you been? Been a long time since I posted tranny porn on your profile.

    @YeOldeYozzwolde
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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  19. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    And don't i know it, i've only just got out of therapy, and mibby scarred for life.

    Have been about, but had my lad living with me so thought better of coming on GC to corrupt his wee little mind.
    Other than that pretty darn good, i may even be on with my lads burd's mam, double whammy.
     
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  20. Patience

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    Tags ffs <laugh>
     
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