Do you know where Linnet car park is? It's The Bowery now but to me it'll always be The Linnet, anyways I'm always game for an off in Linnet car park. Sorted.
You appear to be winding yourself up into a bit of a frenzy here, it's like you're obsessed with the legend that is Carmine Galante. Do yourself a favour and go and sit in a dark room with a damp towel on your head. Take deep breaths and think of a calm blue ocean. In. Out. In. Out. It should simmer you down.
Careful CG. If he's actually from Leeds hell deffo have that gonorrhoea that's going round there. If he's a Hull White, he'll still have it. Take some strong condoms with you.
Is Alphonse a Hull White or from Leeds? I imagine he's driving over from t'Leeds as we speak. I picture him as one of those 9 stone wet through angry little fella's with a very weak tash
Teeth like a burnt down fence, wearing a cheap tracky( Lonsdale- soz Chazz) from Sports Direct and budget trainers he bought from a market. It's plain as day.
I seem to have upset you ****ers, calm down ya set of ugly bastards btw, was the bloke on the moped from Grimsby, I hear they kick the **** outta you Dull girls on a regular basis
Hah no, did you see any inflatables? So cmon then hard lad, you an Ull White or from actual Leeds fella? Can you prove you're gonorrhea free?
We have a rule around here, "if it's cold and brown, drink it down. If it's yellow and sticky, chuck it quickly."
