It's still exceptionally odd and worthy of ridicule. At my uni we did our best to put our penises in females. Fortunately I wasn't bright enough for Oxford.
Young Dave is reaping the rewards of crossing a man who essentially owns an entire country. Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
Back in the day, courtesy of London Pride, it was quite common for me to climb into bed with a fox but wake up with a pig.
God Almighty what a thread. QPR are going to lose their licence! You know, come to think of it, the right-wingers of political thought are really very kinky, i mean very kinky. For example, George Bush the elder, was once a member of some club or organisation in Texas that quite regularly gallivanted off into the woods completely naked, formed a big circle, and danced and chanted weird stuff. Now that's kinky, surely?
I have a feeling the tax exile billionaire Lord Ashcroft and his bitch, Isabel Oakeshott are telling porkies, the swine... This story came from one MP who passed it to Oakshott over a drunken dinner. Was there a photograph of Cameron and the pig's head? The drunken MP thought so. Had he seen it? No. Could he get hold of it? No. Ok, was he present when Cameron was alleged to have pushed his todger into the pig's gob? Er...no... That, then, is the authority for this anecdote in the book - it's just in there to sell the ****ing book. Ashcroft's in it for revenge. His bitch Oakeshott is in it for the money. There may be some useful stuff coming out of the lengthy tome "Call me Dave" but I haven't seen it yet.
I tend to agree, and Ashcroft is a far more malign character than Dave. But he's done the LBJ thing and said 'go ahead and deny it'. Now we all have this image in our heads and it will be damned hard to shake, true or not. And there can be no doubting that overprivileged young men do like to dress up and get involved in strange little rituals. Not that you can blame Dave for being overprivileged, everyone who voted for him knew he went to Eton. I wonder if Boris was in the same club? Now there's an image you will never shake off......
