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  1. Tobes

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  2. DirtyFrank

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    Lol...to quote Jurassic Park..Life finds a way....
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Doubt Dr Jan Clarke has anything to worry about <laugh>

    The unit's from Leeds <yikes>
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Bloody northerners....
     
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  5. Tobes

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    As long as she's not recently been nipping back for a cheeky bit of cock you should be alright mate <laugh>
     
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  6. Tobes

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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She's not nipping anywhere much at the moment. She's banned herself from the Cheese, which suits me just fine <laugh>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I loathe that **** and that makes me feel physically sick <yikes>
     
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  9. Tobes

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    Why? She hasn't been getting a cheeky bit of cock down the Cheese has she?

    <laugh>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah. She got sacked for giving free bingo tickets away. She didn't get banned, but her sensibilities were a little dented <laugh>
     
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    Bonus.

    1. Free Hand
    2. Cheap round
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    1. To be honest, there isn't much in there to tempt a free hand. Bar Fiona's ****ter, and she hasn't been in there since she came in with Janette.
    2. She always bought her own anyway <laugh>
     
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  13. luvgonzo

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    Dirt Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.............

     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Gonorrhoea looks like hairy testiculars ... vewy intewesting Dr Tobes @Tobes

    Was in Leeds a couple of weeks ago. Got this stinky discharge i couldn't figure out leaking out of the chap ever since, you can pass this new super version on through internet forums btw fyi
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    He must ave caught a fatal dose !!
     
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  17. Tobes

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    It's not reached South Carolina yet, it's barely made it to Bradford.

    Abeit it does appear that someone has actually put the festering **** in Scunthorpe <laugh>
     
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  18. Garlic Klopp

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    Never mind Gonorrhoea imagine if you caught crabs this size. Its a robber crab they weigh up to 4 kilos and feed on rats and coconuts, well you have to have something to wash a rat down.

    One has been spotted on Hampstead Heath and Mylene "anything for publicity " Claas reckons she released a small one that she found in her luggage a few years ago.



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  19. Red Hadron Collider

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    <yikes>

    The real things are bad e ****ing nough <yikes>
     
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  20. Tobes

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    What the actual **** is that? <yikes>

    I'd run like **** if I saw that thing
     
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