was out watchin the game last night then when we were on our way home it all kicked off, group of rangers fans at the end of the street wavin spartak moscow flags n banners, shoutin unsavoury comments at us so we ran at them and they ran at us, then we collided, throwin punches and kicks everywhere, the pineapleade in my satchel spilled everywhere, bearin in mind most of us were in work gear it made for a specktacular sight
more than a mere scuffle it escalated n escalated, ****s were jumpin in right left n centre, luckily this was in a quiet street but then it spilled out onto the main road n lo and behold this bus was bombin down the road at 63mph, swerves to avoid the mellee and tips the **** over, and goes into flames n this massive black dude climbs out of the wreck, pulls 2 handguns out of his expensive lookin overcoat, just starts bustin shots, god knows who at but those of us who noticed were fairly scared
the cops flew over in a helicopter n the black dude (turns out his name was john) took it out with a single shot n it crashed n burned, bearin in mind there was a first bus burnin on one side of us and now a chopper on the other side, sheer devistashon
me n my mate scan said 'right lets get out of here' cos every **** knows that once the police get dealt with the military gets involved n we didnt really fancy that so we made a run for it, n i was like wtf is that pineapple smell but it turns out it was from the pineappleade in my satchel that spilled and i just forgot abt it n who could blame me
scan got shot as we were departin the scene n he said 'u go on' pure expectin me to carry him or somethin well its no a movie and im no hero, all the heroes are deed so i left him there and flagged the first cab i saw n got the **** out of there
more than a mere scuffle it escalated n escalated, ****s were jumpin in right left n centre, luckily this was in a quiet street but then it spilled out onto the main road n lo and behold this bus was bombin down the road at 63mph, swerves to avoid the mellee and tips the **** over, and goes into flames n this massive black dude climbs out of the wreck, pulls 2 handguns out of his expensive lookin overcoat, just starts bustin shots, god knows who at but those of us who noticed were fairly scared
the cops flew over in a helicopter n the black dude (turns out his name was john) took it out with a single shot n it crashed n burned, bearin in mind there was a first bus burnin on one side of us and now a chopper on the other side, sheer devistashon
me n my mate scan said 'right lets get out of here' cos every **** knows that once the police get dealt with the military gets involved n we didnt really fancy that so we made a run for it, n i was like wtf is that pineapple smell but it turns out it was from the pineappleade in my satchel that spilled and i just forgot abt it n who could blame me
scan got shot as we were departin the scene n he said 'u go on' pure expectin me to carry him or somethin well its no a movie and im no hero, all the heroes are deed so i left him there and flagged the first cab i saw n got the **** out of there
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