I'm sure it seems that way in that parallel dimension of yours. Unfortunately for you, everybody else on here inhabits the one where you are a bullshitting flute
HIAG has said that he will refer to Harry Kane as Harry Lame from now on seeing as he didn't score yesterday. Yes, that's despite HIAG not realising that Spurs were playing today Anyway Wet n Windy didn't score today either, so HIAG we will be watching to make sure you don't try and back track again and squirm your way out of this.
Thank fck we didn't spunk any money on him or Pedro. Dodged two bullets there Levy must be spitting feathers. He'd already ear-marked the deposit for a lovely condo in the south of France with his cut from the sale fee next summer. Looks like he'll have to mug off the cash from the spud fans instead.
Indeed it is. HIAG has laid his cards on the table and we all know he won't try and wriggle out of this one
Having created the "HurraKane" tag when the lad was scoring freely, I have earned the right to create the "Harry Lame" tag now that he can't buy a goal. My expectation, however, is that the HurraKane will be back very soon.
HIAG, don't get too down mate. He isn't the first one season wonder, and I'm sure he won't be the last
I will speak to the upper echelons of moddery to discuss a suitable title for HIAG. Any suggestions ?