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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by GLP, Sep 10, 2015.

  1. Charon

    Charon Well-Known Member

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  2. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Ive only just found out she's 27. ****ting crikey, I'd have put her absolute bare minimum 8 years older than that.

    I'm out.
     
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  3. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure you were ever in Bummers old chap.
     
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  4. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Carmine, Carmine, Carmine... I know we've never met but trust me, Beaton comes to me for tips on how to woo a Doris.
     
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  5. Edelman

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    Agreed she looks pretty average with a dreadful hairstyle
     
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  6. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    She looks better in a hat...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. Edelman

    Edelman Well-Known Member

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    Ha ha !!it's almost a double
     
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  8. ollyhcafc

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    You should never judge a woman from a head shot. Its out of order!.................


    you cant see their tits or their arse.
     
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  9. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Oi!!!

    Wash your mouth out.

    That there post from you is about the most offensive thing I have ever read.

    Talk about taking liberties.

    I thought better of you, running down The Adonis like that.

    ****ing shameful.
     
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  10. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    I just hope HHH doesn't see this blasphemy.

    He'll be devo'd.
     
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  11. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    You've got me all wrong, Carmine. I'm not 'running down The Adonis' at all, I think he's the 10th wonder of the world. You just don't realise, through no fault of your own, how much of a bastard magnet I am.
     
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  12. Happy Tiger

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    You attract bastards?

    There are nice guys out there, you just need to be more picky.
     
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  13. GLP

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    ****, I just spat coffee on my lap top.
     
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  14. GLP

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    You have to tweet that OLM! Priceless.
     
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  15. Idi Amin

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    She is a 6 at best (dont get me wrong, I would), the real issue for me is him using the words "stunning".
     
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  16. ElTigre

    ElTigre Well-Known Member

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    Maybe you're not well into middle age. Olive from On The Buses might be attractive to the guy now he's 57.
     
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  17. petersaxton

    petersaxton Well-Known Member

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    Hold on there. I'm 63 what might that say about me!? Just by chance I have just got a message from an attractive young lady on an accounting website. I managed to avoid paying her a compliment!
     
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  18. GLP

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    That's such a cash flow statement.
     
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  19. HHH

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    You've pulled it back son, you've pulled it back.

    So you must be on a par with Tom Selleck circa Magnum PI.

    Bold claims.
     
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  20. petersaxton

    petersaxton Well-Known Member

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    I agree with you - whatever it means!
     
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