Ive only just found out she's 27. ****ting crikey, I'd have put her absolute bare minimum 8 years older than that. I'm out.
Carmine, Carmine, Carmine... I know we've never met but trust me, Beaton comes to me for tips on how to woo a Doris.
You should never judge a woman from a head shot. Its out of order!................. you cant see their tits or their arse.
Oi!!! Wash your mouth out. That there post from you is about the most offensive thing I have ever read. Talk about taking liberties. I thought better of you, running down The Adonis like that. ****ing shameful.
You've got me all wrong, Carmine. I'm not 'running down The Adonis' at all, I think he's the 10th wonder of the world. You just don't realise, through no fault of your own, how much of a bastard magnet I am.
She is a 6 at best (dont get me wrong, I would), the real issue for me is him using the words "stunning".
Maybe you're not well into middle age. Olive from On The Buses might be attractive to the guy now he's 57.
Hold on there. I'm 63 what might that say about me!? Just by chance I have just got a message from an attractive young lady on an accounting website. I managed to avoid paying her a compliment!
You've pulled it back son, you've pulled it back. So you must be on a par with Tom Selleck circa Magnum PI. Bold claims.