Harry "the Hurra" Kane

You don't understand how wumming works. Because you always end up walking into your own wum traps and make a fool of yourself.

As for Kane, 2 in 2 games for England and 0 in 4 for Spurs suggests it's got something to do with the quality of players around him.

 

I'm not taking goals against some second rate opposition as a resurgance, I want goals in the PL (well I don't actually) otherwise he's still a #oneseasonwonder

 

Wet n Windy for the Spuds, a ray of sunshine for England.

 

Kane will find his scoring-boots for us, soon enough, I predict.

 

Soon enough? April? May?

 

That's the great thing about the "Hurra" Kane - you never know when he will strike, but you do know that he will strike!

 

You said the same about Berahino.

 

I wonder if Arry will strike this weekend? Form guide says he won't.

But Sunderland FFS. If he can't get off the mark he may as well go on loan.

 

I agree, Sky. If Kane doesn't score today, I'll have not option by to resort to calling him Lame (because it kinda-but-not-quite rhymes with "Kane").

 

I was the founder of 'LOLdado'. So have no shame my friend and take 'Harry Lame' as your own

 

I'd put my house on the fact he won't score today.







You play tomorrow

 

I will, but only if he doesn't score tomorrow. No excuses for not scoring tomorrow, and opening his Prem account.*



*This thread has been editing for comedic effect! When reading, please be careful to avoid threshing Gooner-fish and their banality can be hazardous!

 

I take it you missed my last post

#edit?

 

Can't wait to see how that turns out today

 

Let's be fair PISKIE, he may have been left out the squad for tomorrow and have a kick around down the park and score. Perhaps HIAG has inside knowledge?

 

I'm waiting for PIXIE to wade in. Then, I'm going to go back and edit everything, and wait for PIXIE to go all OCD on my ass, and claim that "another failed wum has blown up" in my "face" and "come back to haunt me." I'll keep casting my line and play with the fish until I get bored, and head off to the local pub for a pie and a pint, whilst the silly ****er keeps dancing on the end of my line, singing "Look, Mummy! I can dance!"

 

Ah! I see that PIXIE waded in whilst I was writing my last post!

Good!

Now, hold on just a moment...

 

HIAG's taking about fish again

I'm just waiting or him to backtrack on his promise that he start calling wet n windy 'Harry Lame' when he doesn't score today

 

But, I didn't say that, PIXIE! Go back and check, mate.