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  1. Nathan Brazil

    Nathan Brazil Well-Known Member

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    AND - philistines- good horror films are class.

    Comedy horror - Return of the Living Dead, or, Evil Dead 2 amongst others

    Or the gradual build up, Jeepers Creepers.

    The bad do vastly outnumber the good though, sadly.
     
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  2. ROBOJOHN

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    Got some favourites that I could sit down & watch anytime
    Long good Friday
    Godfather
    Goodfellas
    The man who would be king
    Forrest gump
    Blade runner
    Alien
    When Harry met Sally to name but a few
    Looking forward to going to see movie about true Moby Dick story about a ship called the Essex and the Dad,s Army one
     
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  3. Commachio

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    Jeepers creepers was canny. 2nd one was crap.
     
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  4. Commachio

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    Why dif Guy Ritchie never make the real rocknrolla?
     
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  5. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Airplane!
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Weird science....that bird was fit as ****.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Anybody been tuning into Celebrity Big Brother?

    **** sake, Jenna Jameson has gone total butters, she looks like a horse that's had a stroke.

    She used to be a banger.
     
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  8. Commachio

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    Celebrity bb. Girly movies. Protein buns. You need help mate.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Tell me about it pal.

    Tragic innit.
     
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  10. Commachio

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    Aye. Cos you.re a newly wed?


    Pet hates in movies?

    Some **** with an ever lasting pistol taking out loads of people with uzi and ak47. Aye reetio
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

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    Yeah, when somebody gets shot in the shoulder and they're still good to finish the rest of the film, often using that arm to carry on shooting people with.

    I've never been shot in the shoulder but I can't imagine it feels fine after 3 minutes.
     
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  12. E.T. Fairfax

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    Near the end of a film when the serial killer receives, for example, a few rounds to the chest, the heroine, assuming he is dead, drops the gun near the 'body' and walks off without putting a bullet between the serial killers eyes for good measure. Serial killers 'body' disappears etc etc...
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

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    Pet hate #2

    When the camera is just about to get that all important nipple shot then the director changes angles to look at the man's face.

    Just show the nipple for ****s sake, or don't bother doing the sex scene at all.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Aye that happems loads.

    Horror movies. The victims are legging it faster than cliff richatds chasing his pool boy. Yet the bad guy just casually walks and always catches them. Ala halloween. Friday the 13th
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

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    Pet hate #3

    When girls wake up in movies and they look like this...

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    When we all know, they usually wake up looking more like this...

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  16. Commachio

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    Haha so true.


    A bunch of daft ****s are in a house. Either haunted or it has a mass killet inside. Someone has just died. Yet instead of staying together..oohh no some **** has to go looking. Alone
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Have you seen prisoners? With Hugh Jackman? quite a good film, I liked it anyway, but a stupid bit at the end.

    It's funny how all these killers carry a knife around with them in America... the logic is, they'd attempt to kill one person, who would reach for their gun and shoot him in the face, end of film.
     
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  18. Brian Storm

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    I have. Her and Farrah are ****ing idiots
     
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  19. Brian Storm

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    People dying instantly from a bullet in the gut. Fact is they've got an extended period of slowly bleeding to death in agony.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

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    I think Farrah is hilarious, total head case. Constantly winding up a bunch of irrelevant dickheads.

    That Gail Porter does my head in, constantly crying, boring cow.
     
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