They all turned Chelsea down. All of them. Apart from Pedro who was left with only one option. For a Wham fan you are very defensive of Chelsea. Are they your second club?
Not really, I just find the hypocrisy and delusions of the United fans up their with the scousers. There's a few decent posters on your board, but for the main you are typical united fans, ie puerile ****-stains who regurgitate any old propagandic ****. Chelsea enquired, were told 'maybe next year' and turned their attentions to your no.1 target instead, and he snubbed you. You then offered Monaco and insane amount of money for him, who accepted. The player never had the choice to snub
Surely it's better to simply admit defeat or remain silent, than resort to paraphrasing HIAG, which is always a sure sign you have no come-back. Maybe you should wait and try and think of one, or better yet, ask an adult to help you.
Over your head again, HIAG was paraphrasing me Little Man! You seem like a proper East End hardnut. Are you quite similar to Phil Mitchell?
I imagined it a bit like this; LVG. Hello, is that Monaco F.C.? Monaco. Oui, Qu'est ce? LVG. I am the great Louis Van Gaal calling from Man Utd. Oui. Qu'est que tu veut? LVG. I want to buy Anthony Martial, and I have a ****load of money! Un moment s'il vous plait LVG. OK, but I don't wait all day, I am the great Louis Van Gaal! In English, the price is €50mill to you - plus add ons LVG. This price is nothing to the great Louis Van Gaal, I'll buy two, pah! We have only one!.. LVG. If that's all your trifling small club has, I will have to settle for one. I will buy him. Wait while I get my cheque book. **** ME!!! ...The silly **** has gone for it!....whaaaaatttt? ****in' unbelievable!. * With thanks to Gonzo for the inspiration.
really? at what point have I resorted to anything remotely like a physical threat? All I've done is call you a propaganda spouting puerile ****-stain, which you pretty much confirmed with your HIAG paraphrasing in defence of a non-story of how Chelsea were snubbed by a player who was never given permission to speak to them. A sure sign that the 'windmill' has actually been a jab to the nose. As to me fighting, I don't really enjoy it, so I avoid it where possible. I doubt anything you had the wit to come up with would ever go over my head. Beneath my feet? Maybe.
Top windmilling Ern. So basically what's happened is you've stumbled into a long standing bit of piss taking between a Chelsea fan and a couple of United fans, haven't understood the context or tone of the posts and have gone into Danny Dyer mode because you are not FACKING avin' that! But as I said, top windmilling. Treacle!
What is Danny Dyer mode? I didn't know he was famous for making plastic mancs cry bitter tears of ineffectual rage, it's not on his CV anywhere on IMDB.
Do you have string coming out of your back that children pull to hear the same phrases repeated ad nauseum?
In a way, I hope that West Ham don't get relegated, because I'd miss the top windmilling of Lee and Big Ern.
Katie's back! Enjoying the international break? Some respite from Chelsea's shambolic start to the season and failure to get a single half decent centre half to agree to join them. On the bright side you did get two **** centre halves although one has been sent back to his old club so they can loan him out to Braintree and the other one hasn't been included in Chelsea's CL squad. Has Jose got any control over transfers or has Roman instructed one of his flunkies to take charge?
