Wonder what the odds were of two people picking the same name at almost the same time, probably a lot shorter with Luke and Rachel Riley!...
Can't be assed to post who this is, you already know! please log in to view this image I would gladly suck the fart out of her!
Bloody hell, your a difficult customer johnny. Fair play, if she demanded I go upstairs now to her bedroom I would not say "sorry but your cellulite could be a problem, let me think about it for a mo"