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Who is the worst defender we have had in living memory?

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Rollercoaster Ranger, Jul 16, 2011.

  1. Rollercoaster Ranger

    Rollercoaster Ranger Well-Known Member

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    I'd have though that there was some stiff competition for this title. Personnally I think I will plump for Zesh Rehman, as he came from a premier league side (Fulham) and was an international (Pakistan captain).
     
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    Gus Caesar - or as Wikipedia claims Pogus Cassius "Gus" Caesar!
     
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  3. Rangerw9

    Rangerw9 Well-Known Member

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    Gus was poor. So was anti henna for me. Santos was a piss poor player also.
     
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  4. Rangerw9

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    Meant to say heinola. The finnish dude.
     
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  5. Rollercoaster Ranger

    Rollercoaster Ranger Well-Known Member

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    I think we have a fan of Santos somewhere on this board.
     
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  6. Swords Hoopster

    Swords Hoopster New Member

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    Zesh is the worst player I've ever seen play for us, let alone defender.

    Yes Roller, big bad George was my "guilty pleasure".
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

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    If you think Rehman is the worst player to ever play for us then your memory is a short one imo. Santos wasn't so bad although Holloway's insistence on playing him in any position didn't help.

    Christer Warren was a bit of a joke, although it depends what you mean by recent.
     
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  8. PFHoop

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    Got to be Gus!!
     
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  9. ColdharbourR

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    The worst defender I have seen at QPR is Bob Malcolm, who we had on loan from Derby when they were in the Premiership. Truly awful.

    Though this is based on just the one game I saw him play.
     
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  10. bakes8

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    Drunk Bob Malcom was slow as ****, but for me no-one beats John Curtis in the really embarrassingly ****e defender stakes.
     
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    God I'd forgotten Malcolm. Who could forget his race with a 10 yard headstart against Sheffield Wednesday's big black striker (Jermaine Johnson?).
     
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    Rodney Well-Known Member

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    Some very good candidates already mentioned but, personally, I would add Karl Ready to the list. Unlike those already listed, who were usually sussed fairly early on, Karl was a regular for a number of seasons. I never once glimpsed what the manager saw in him and I perpetually hoped that he would come good but I was always disappointed. And he went for some months with the most awful haircut, courtesy of his mum's pudding basin.
     
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  13. bakes8

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    Ready had a terrible haircut, but I do remember him hitting the post with a header in a defeat at Portman Rd one year so he couldn't of been totally useless.

    John Curtis v WBA at Hawthorns when we got spanked 5-1. Worst individual performance of all time :(
     
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  14. Ciarrai_Abu

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    Curtis must have been the slowest player to have ever played professional football, truly awful.
     
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  15. Star of David Bardsley

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    Malcolm made him look like a greyhound.
     
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  16. Ninj

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    But i bet if you told Malcolm there was a pint 100 yards away with his name on it he would have sprinted like Linford Christie!!
    Ready, Ceasar and maybe Cullip
     
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  17. Ezwoldo

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    Come on what about Steve Morrow true class alone side Karl Ready
     
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  18. Dens Hoops

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    Swords I would have to agree with Zesh, but George was bloody great when he tackled the whole ground shook.
     
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