Malvolio: Receives a (fake) love letter, acts crazy, gets publicly humiliated. Slinks off and vows revenge.
Alex Neil can be Agrippa from 'Anthony & Cleopatra' "Hey Lewis, next time I see you, pal, I'm gonna agrippa your testicles so hard you'll never play football again"
There's a character in Troilus & Cressida called Antenor. Well, last night our Lewis Odemwingie was an tenor, when Alex has finished with him, he'll be an soprano
I reckon Grabban should be dealt with by Shakespeare's wife, I mean, that Anne hath a way about her! <grabs coat>
Stop making me laugh you muppets. I was up being sick again last night & all the pulled muscles hurt too much to laugh. Honestly you'd think with the amount of exercise from puking I'd have a 6 pack by now, dammit. Anyway stoppit, you have been warned....... lol, no ow dammit
"wherefore" means "why", so unless you are dismayed that it was Grabban in particular that went AWOL and not any of our other players, I'm not amused. 3/10 needs improvement.
The only positive memories I have of him was he scored two goals against the Scum, other then that not a particularly convincing player. Always came across as a bit of miserable and petulant twat, so good riddance Lewis enjoy sitting on Bournemouths bench.
Yes, but the average age of the population is higher than almost anywhere else in UK!!! Two goals against the Scum?? I remember 1 at Portaloo Road which was quite fortuitous .......
Lots of top class uni totty there too though, well was heaving with it last time I was out down there.