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Andy Carroll v Charlie austin

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Qprmike1964, Aug 23, 2015.

  1. Qprmike1964

    Qprmike1964 Member

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    According to wiki Charlie since 2013 39 goals in 70 games, the West Ham guy who passed their medical 7 goals in 27 games. Interesting guess their owners must employ good medical staff.
     
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    QPR999 Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I think you've succinctly answered your own question Mike. Welcome aboard <cheers>
     
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    SW Ranger Well-Known Member

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    I don't think Carroll has any ligaments in his whole body!!
    Be warned ... check all incoming players for ligaments!!
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    As you say, there is a big difference between Charlie Austin and Andy Carroll, other differences include ............

    * Charlie has a mans' haircut and beard, Carroll has his hair in a girls' ribbon and is a big skirt.
    * Charlie is tough on defenders, Carroll is having to defend himself for continued injuries, the last from getting blisters on his toes whilst wearing stilettos.
    * Charlie is available to play this weekend, Carroll was last seen at the Deedpoll office changing his name to Caitlyn ........ "not that there's anything wrong with that.":laugh:
     
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  5. Eamon Holmes

    Eamon Holmes Well-Known Member

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    Where did you get that from? He is actually now listed as Carol Andrews.
     
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    UTRs Senile Member

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    Andy Carroll Vs Charlie Austin?

    Well there is only one true way to find out...

























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    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Maiga got one for the Hammers on Saturday, says it all...
     
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  8. Qprmike1964

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    I think the fight idea wins hands down ...... But Carroll will have to get someone to put his boots
     
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  9. LoopyR

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    I think Charlie gets up Carrolls nose
     
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