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Swansea Headline Game

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Aug 15, 2015.

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The Best Headline is?

Poll closed Aug 23, 2015.

  1. Toon Gomissing as Janmaat has off day! No Chance

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  2. Ten Man Toon sunk by Swans SCM

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Swans plucked Magpies feathers Gordy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Toon Dai as Swans take Liberty The Man in the East

    1 vote(s)
    11.1%

  5. Swans soar over lonely magpies The Scouse Biscuit

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. Toon flushed down the swanny. Pantsy

    4 vote(s)
    44.4%

  7. Swans feather nest as magpies second best The Turkish Drunk

    2 vote(s)
    22.2%

  8. wheels fall off for McClarens team The Hangman

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  9. Wally with brolly ensures toon folly. New Yok City Guy

    1 vote(s)
    11.1%

  10. Toon Lumber - Jacks Let A-Yew Flourish The Dungeon Master

    1 vote(s)
    11.1%
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  1. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    Might be a habit for a lot of teams this season :emoticon-0130-devil

    <sorry>
     
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    ValleyGraduate12, Aug 20, 2015
  2. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Take your fingers out your own bumhole and take a sniff.
     
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    Captainchaos., Aug 20, 2015
  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    So glad you are OK Trev. <ok> We were getting worried, although I always knew deep down that you would come good. The headline game will continue to thrive and I'm sure you will do the right thing to ensure the voting system is fair and the final outcome is truly just.







    wait, what am I saying? I don't even have an entry for this one. Oh sod it, just fix it like you usually do - I don't care if it's a complete farce. :)
     
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    Obi Wan, Aug 20, 2015
  4. DragonPhilljack

    DragonPhilljack Well-Known Member

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    Toon in to the Monty show.................<laugh>
     
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    DragonPhilljack, Aug 21, 2015
  5. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Žzzzzzzz
     
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    Captainchaos., Aug 21, 2015
  6. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Phase 2.

    Time to vote.

    There is a poll for everyone to say who gave them the Times of their Life by the sparkling Headline submission.

    Time to find out. Time to pick the shortlist from another tip top list.

    Sebb has again shown the standard to beat. Can anyone match him? Will Chippy remember the time for his plane home? Will JPF ever give up the keys to his dungeon to allow Obi out to keep his rendezvous with Chippy's wife? Will GCB find where Pantsro keeps his negativity and will Rollo cease his endless campaign to retain Irony Mike? Except for the first question, who cares?

    Rules as before

    1 One vote per person
    2 No voting for yourself
    3 Voting ends Sunday 23/08/2015 at 9.00pm
    4 top 3 go into Final vote
    5 Any disputes and JPF Rule 46 applies


    PS. Dragon Joe disqualified for repeated entrants. See Pantsy, it's not just you.

    PPS Sorry to any late entrants but the site restricts entrants to the first 10 for a poll, unless someone knows better.
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Aug 21, 2015

  7. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Erm!!!!!! Pantsy?

    Im not having that mate.
     
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    Captainchaos., Aug 21, 2015
  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Pantsy! Pantsy! Pantsy!
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Aug 21, 2015
    Joelinton's Right Foot, Rum & Black for 2, Obi Wan and 1 other person like this.
  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'm protesting Trev. I can't believe you left out my headline which was clearly the best. Disgraceful. Worse still because you're an old **** who will remember the film.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 22, 2015
  10. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Vote for me please Pervert
     
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    Captainchaos., Aug 22, 2015
  11. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    You snooze, you lose.

    <cheers>

    Anyone want to tell me how to put more than 10 in one poll and I'm happy to change.

    P.S. Objecting....not sure if I see that that is possible under JPF Rules. You may want to re-read them!!
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Aug 22, 2015
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  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I thought that protesting about the Honourable Gamesmaster means a lifetime ban?
     
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    Obi Wan, Aug 22, 2015
  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Shut up fatty
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 22, 2015
  14. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Ordinarily this would be one of the sanctions available but if the Offender is doing community service at the time of the offence then the community service period is simply extended.

    I have noted that Perv's period in JPF's dungeon has been extended from 8 hours to 16 hours although I think that is due to JPF misplacing the key and on checking apparently spells in the dungeon count as community service.

    Accordingly, Perv has escaped a lifetime ban on this occasion on a technicality.

    :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Aug 22, 2015
  15. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    ~cough~
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Aug 25, 2015
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