Omlettes

I had 2 slices of grilled Suffolk smoked bacon on a slice of granary toast topped with a fried egg cooked in the bacon fat from the tin foil.

Better than your ****y feta omelette.

 

50 pager on omelettes, ya ****in' dancer

 

I can't think of any time I've ever had an omelette

They just don't appeal to me.

 

Fried yes
Boiled yes
Poached yes
Pancakes yes
Omelette meh , too eggy

 

^^^^^ ****

 

Here Mon,I forgot to tell you I made a omelette while in Nice and got thinking of this thread because that's were it all started.It's been a pleasure contributing to this thread

 

I had a ham cheese and 4 egger with sliced baby toms .
Meh

 

Just emptied my load onto a lovely omelette. De Lish.

 

What a ****. Bet you kiss your wife afterwards with your eggy spunk mix.

Hope you impregnate yourself with and give birth to a midget human/chicken

 

She ate half of my omelette.

 

I believe it's called a Bulgarian breakfast...

 

Vulgarian certainly.

 

Made one today, a cheese and Tuna with three eggs.

I used coconut oil instead of butter though.

Can confirm it's not as good.

 

This thread isn't for omelettes made with ****y coconut oil. Please refrain from posting again. Thank you.

 

hahahahahahaha monaco skelpin the chief all over the internet top work

 

ya mad man

 

Youse are mental

 

**** off, I'm a stalwart of this thread. Can post what I like.

Anyway, it won't be a repeated trick as it tasted too coconutty. Butter all the way from here on in.

 

I started swilling the auld coconut oil,swishing it through me teeth and all that jazz,next thing I know a wisdom tooth raised it's ugly head which never happened before in my 32 years.Now not blaming the oil but man that was a painful experience,dentist told me it can happen at any time and any age!

 

Didn't read, you are on ignore