Do you have Sam Smith's pubs in Scotland?

I've never seen any.

That would be a big threat to Wetherspoons.

Imagine Bartos and his "mate"

Mate: C'moan Keith, Av fun a pub in Kirkie that yi urny banned fae ... and it's only £2.30 a pint.

Keith (sorry Bartos): Ace news, that means I kin git 10 pints fir ma 25 sheets. The Stone Roses are magic by the way.

Mate: 10 pints Keith???? But last Saturday when we swatched T in the Park on the telly, you passed oot and pissed yersel efter 3 cans a Kestrel. Ma maw said the Vanish never worked by the way.

Keith: Rubber ear ya ****. Yi whantae play at Oasis again. Bags eye Liam this time. OASIS!!!!!!

 

Did you do another ?

It's just a blank screen again.

 

youve got to roll with it

 

nice piece of work James. we actually have a wetherspoons. <flungoutlastweek>

 

Its a bit unfair Jazz , I mean , one day the world will credit nev for his pioneering work in the soon to be announced olympic sport of Booth Diving

 

that time in bunker you mean? some memory on ye

 

"We got flung oot last week"

They'll pay for this!

 

EDGE are you mentally stable? genuine question.

 

Sook me dry ya fat side shedded, mulletted, ******ed, lenzwegian ****.

 

so that's a yes?

 

You're boring me now

 

it's funny when James does it EDGE. give up.

 

You're a strange cookie.

 

Who is EDGE?

I thought that was TN8?

 

duno he's metally ill

 

Sam Smiths pubs are quality

 

I am EDGE, are we clear?

Neville, you are without doubt, the thickest **** on not606, congrats

 

Is your name really Keith?

 

His real name is Keith Colin Swellbridge.

My sister was at school with him.