Yeah, ask for Tina. She's got both male and female sexual organs and will show you them for a small fee
Ah far better than the 5 star non plumbed Ibrox with the broken screens which the Blue Meanies can't afford to fix
Och, I've got pics of various cows showing me there lady bits, if I can be arsed trawling my email account and downloading the pic, I'll post a few up. Not promising anything though, I'll need to try and remember all the addresses which considering I have about 40 email accounts used for 606, I will struggle. Watch this <<<space
Woman are vital for the future of football. I much prefer buying my pie from a young pretty lass than some hairy arsed fat kid.