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Jose Mourinhio comes to SAFC!

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  1. bonnybobbypark

    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    Tomorrow, DA leaves. We offer Jose £12m per year, he accepts.

    Wednesday he meets all the first team individually. Does it go like this........?

    Pantillimon. "Well, I'm really tall and can pick the balls the strikers have kicked into the highest branches of the tall trees around the training pitch with one hand on my tip toes. Thats why I should keep my place"

    Jones. "I'm cheap and don't eat much. I won't make any trouble. Thats why you need me plying"

    Coates. "I play for Uraguay as well you know. We are a country of 5m people and all are center backs. Thats why I deserve my place"

    Kaboul. "Don't you know I have captained Spurs? I'm class me.....Errr, sorry. I lost concentration there. Whats your name and why are you here? Why am I here?"

    PVA "I'm really fast and can run forwards reallly well. What else do you want?"

    Larsson. "I play for Sweden. I can get you any ABBA cd you want. Also, I can hit free kicks and corners into any defender you want. I'm aleays first on the team sheet, so bugger off"

    M'Villa. "I thought I was joining Bilboa. They said a top club that wears red and white".

    Lens. "I thought this was a loan deal"

    Fletcher. "It;s your ****in round, ya ****"

    Defoe. "I could have been in the Hobbit you know, three years guaranteed work. Can I go to London now?

    Discuss

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    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Class mate.
     
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    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Cattermole. "There`s 4 of us need a little quiet chat"
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    .its all so true.
     
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  5. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Johnson - I can get you young girls very cheap so put me on the wing and i'll run round like a daft twat until we play the scum then i'll bag a few goals.

    Giaccarini - Leave me alone, i'm injured again.

    Graham - I'm not very good boss but i'm fit as ****

    Whatmore - FFS Jose, am i the only twat who know's where the goal is?
     
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    Byrne (greeting him on arrival) "Hello, you must be Joseph"
    M: "It`s Jose actually, can I meet the players now?"
    B: "Certainly. Do you know the Glass Spider?"
     
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    I'm gonna report you yer bugger! This is ****ing out of order!!!!!

    You do not post often enough and I'm not having it ya hear!!

    Post of the year for me!
     
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    Jose : and who are you?
    Wes : I ama parta ov the fammily

    Jose : How did you get a new contract?
    Wes : Don O'Shea mada them an offer they coulda nota refuse - he did ita for allathe wise guys

    Jose : And were is this Don De Canio?
    Wes : He swimsa with the fishes
     
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    M'Vila : :headbang: .....stitch that pal
     
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    The board: Mourinho who?
     
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    Ha ha love it all
    Bridcutt -- I can lick your ass and point my fingers on the pitch
     
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    ****ing class thread this.
     
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    Fletcher - I can't train today boss, I've got an appointment to get more hair implants
     
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    Cattermole..

    Where's the ****ing Jägermeister ya ****.
     
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