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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Nathan Barley, Aug 16, 2015.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    According to QI continuous handling of raw pineapple removes yer finger prints. Eddie must be onto this, surely?

    (And don't call me surely)
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I once worked on a pineapple farm
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The CSI's have nothing on you or your heroin trade.
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    In Oz?
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...as for heroin, av seen the movies.

    When processing heroin you require lotsa nekkid wimmin wearing face masks to do the processing. Av never understood that.

    Face masks, check, so they don't breathe in the lucrative drugs.

    Nekkid, why? Their skin sweat will absorb equally as much.

    So, what do they do when the nekkid drug processors finish their shift? Scrape the sweat off? Milk their skin? And what about their labia?

    It makes no sense.
     
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    I think it's so they canny steal any buddy
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ok, how much does porn posting on this forum hurt Mick The Club Foot in terms of advertising click-thru?

    I would think porn on this site would get him far greater click-thru and earn him pennies from his advertisers?

    Some **** educate me here.
     
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    Already told you. So they canny steal any.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dammit.
     
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