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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. My mrs (nm) sister got a big tattoo last year in honour of her daughter that died at just six weeks old. It's a quite a long poem with the word angel in it, she found it using her phone but she doesn't have a PC or printer so she wrote it out on a piece of paper. Only problem was, she mis-spelt angel as "angle" and the word appears three or four times. Unaware of her error (the tattooist didn't notice either), she proudly posted pictures on Facebook of said tattoo. Fair to say, I felt quite sorry for her in the end, the stick she got was quite bad.
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Hoping she'll go down in the anals of history
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    My wife has always talked about getting three angels tattooed on her ankle for the ones we lost. I doubt she ever will though.
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Indeed..

    he's anal-ysed the situation and this anal-ogys are not very much fun.
     
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  5. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    so not heard from the blonde bit at all since our walk last Thursday, sort of been thinking about dropping her a line but sort of don't give a **** <laugh>
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    That's her problem.

    You blocked her of faceplate or snap leg or whatever it is you young folk do these days.

    If you've done that and she's not reacted you need to realise she's either not noticed or doesn't care. Either way she's probably spent the weekend full of spunked and hadn't the time.

    No stalker wrench worth her salt would allow her prey to block them without a major hissy fit.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Good morning all you lovely people.
     
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  9. Tobes

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    She spent the weekend with 2lb of man sausage wedged up her crack, and it wasn't yours.....

    Move on ffs.
     
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    Good morning luv and ALL.
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Her itch isn't worth scratching I agree
     
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  12. Woke up this morning needing a **** #realproblems
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Not really... had you no bog roll?

    What's yer problem? Can't push one out?
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    i've got a stain on my mattress :bandit:
     
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  15. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    #sugarcoatitwhydontya

    but you're right and i have lad
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Bevy of ****wits <ok>
     
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  17. No issue at all but nor as Redlad ;)
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you really want an issue?

    really?
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Tremendous Tuesday
     
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  20. Tobes

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    What's 'tremendous' about it?

    ****ing grim up here in the frozen North ffs.
     
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