Off Topic Wife throws husband out over silly prank

Omg couldn't stop laughing at this. She buys husband tattoo gun he then gets drunk with mates (as you do) then draws massive cock down his thigh.

Literally did laugh out loud & it gets even funnier if you read the whole story lol

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/husband-dumped-over-penis-tattoo-6257206

 

What a 'dickhead!!' <getscoatemoticon>

 

He could cover it up with an Ipswich logo.

 

Steady on that's a bit too far. I was nearly a bit sick in my mouth

 

Where else would you be sick?

 

It means you weren't full sick you just bought a bit up & managed to control it a bit like heaving.

Thought was a fairly well known expression, or maybe it's just in my head lol

 

"After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg."