Have a good weekend. Don't touch Fiona's bottom or do anything @Gerrez wouldn't do (unless you get Nick and Gertrude to couple up first).
****ing need a few i reckon... cheers mito lad but feck off with your euro knock off poison-water and break out the tulamore dew or jammys
Right... This sounds like one of those age old barman needs to listen. Luckily I'm just the fecking landlord.. .. Breakout the 12 year reserve lads.... time for the barkeeps confessional
have downed a couple of doubles so i'll take you up on the offer... so... you'll remember i mentioned the stupid blonde. We met up twice this week, once to go around a park and she wanted to have this fecking picnic thing, then again the next day to go on the walk i was on about Against my better judgement i started to think maybe there's something in this and I actually quite like her As i said, AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT So I'm chatting with her fit mate again tonight and she's quizzing me about these meet-ups and going ahhh you'll be getting married, then slips into the convo that oh she's seeing this other random guy again tonight - presumably the one that left her looking, judging by the bruises / bite marks, like she'd been a few rounds with Mayweather or Tyson the last time she saw him - so I'm now deffo out on that slut, don't want anything more to do with her, have deleted her Facebook and blocked her. Even her female mates were going on about how horrible and seedy it all seemed sometimes you've just got to enforce your standards, very stupid to allow myself to start getting emotionally involved since she is clearly a stupid slut with no self-control or concern, but i jumped on it and shut that chain of thought down
you spored a brace?? I didn't know plants had teeth were the goals asexual?? have you turned into a plant?? were your goals microscopic?? are you asexual??
Red la..... Obviously her fit mate has been dropping large hints here to warn you off. Perhaps she wants you all to yourself and had to act after hearing of a proper date as such. In any event that could be a silver lining right there. Sure to be some fall out... she will want an explanation but hey a stalker avoided and her fit mate could just be an option
It'd be rude not to. Plus it'd have the added benefit of pissing off the other one, who by the sounds of it wanted a relationship with him, but liked getting well pummelled by some random.
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Had wondered about that, i've had a thing for the fit one for a while (she's fit so obviously) and thought that maybe meeting up with the blonde one would prompt some kind of reaction to gauge her interest level by as she is quite reserved and hard to read If I ask her out for drinks one evening I don't know how much chaos would ensue since this blonde obviously has no qualms about getting with some other guy whilst she is 'seeing' me, whatever that means, so I can't be that important to her and she's deluded if she expects men to put up with that Am looking for a missus really, and had enough of messing around casually with women, blonde does not seem suitable for that role so have ruled it out i think, neither is she a smash once and quit... as Tobes has elegantly pointed out, she has that side taken care of. Which leads me to believe she has assigned me the 'good friend' role, some guy who when she is bored she can go out and do something with and keep him interested by giving enough signals something could happen but it never happens. I'm wise to that game I was going on about how these weren't dates as they were daytime activities... for me a date is evening/night, but her and her mate were winding me up saying they deffo were
Germans call testicles "eggs". The Dutch are just Germans that live in the swamps. Therefore this must be testicle liquor... Otherwise known as fermented sperm... Don't think I'll be drinking any... @Zingy would.
