There was once a successful song in the charts called 'Well I Ask You' wasn't the singer called Edam Kane...
Well I'll be off to my usual watering hole in a few minutes and if Chazz ain't there on a Thursday night then he's still away for sure. Never misses a Thursday night pint our Chazz!
Chazz is probably fishing a lightbulb out of sticky Vicky's fanny as we speak. Has she switched over to LED bulbs yet chazz?
I'm still in. Benidorm. Last night. **** me it's hot. Drunk San mig like water. Disgraced myself at dinner today and had twenty lamb chops. Like rusty watter now Diet starts Monday. Did the White ****e win? Was watching it be winding afew up got dragged away to see a sam smith tribute. Fulling hell that was bad