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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jul 31, 2015.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Nightfall.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Aug 13, 2015
  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Don't let Nev get to the ****ing coin toss! FFS
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 13, 2015
  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    If I lose this coin toss then two more of us will be killed tonight!!
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    If that is the case **** this game <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 13, 2015
  5. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    Am I dead or is Nev?
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I think JPF is still building the gallows..... :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    It matters not chaps, the other ****er is swinging tomorrow if we are wrong <laugh>

    I'm not tracking the numbers situ, where we at innocent to evil?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 13, 2015
  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I think its 8 v 2 before tonight
     
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  9. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Problem is, 6 people have voted... meaning there can only be a couple of people to vote tomorrow... and most of them haven't been on <doh>
     
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  10. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    The Reedbackweeds Funhouse Mirror​


    In a horrible turn of events, Mr Benjamin Joseph Worthy (Valley), local rambling lunatic, was brutally fingered by Mo Lester, Sir Jack Goff, and Mr Heywood Jablome (as being the serial killer), and lynched in front of the town square. Subsequent investigation of Mr Worthy's cardboard dwelling indicated that Mr Worthy was actually a caring member of the community. Photos of several underprivileged African youths next to brand new Xbox's (and subsequent ones of bemusement as they tried plugging it into the side of a mudhut to no avail), and accompanying letters attested to a wonderfully charitable individual. Furthermore, one letter signed by Tosser, the dolphin, had even exposed his hidden caring for the world's wildlife, and the invalid morons Tosser had to tug off for food (In other words, Valley was innocent you idiots).

    Elsewhere, community bike Annabelle Von Scheide (Surprised Pervert) was also found dead. Experts say she had been dragged from her executive box at the local football stadium, her hairy ankles bound with a claret and blue tie and then hung upside down from the crossbar in the wrong position. She was then viciously headbutted while then having to watch the Serial killer shagging her wife in the six yard box. Just as the Serial Killer was approaching the money shot he jumped up and stabbed Annabelle in the left back three times while shouting "Investigate that you old ****!"

    The official cause of death: Annabelle has been Pardewed!
     
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  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    You killed a ****ing wonderful human being. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Oops <laugh>

    Well looks like the Dr did a good job switching Valley's result... although it does now prove I was innocent <laugh>

    #silverlining
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    He was Welsh though so....
     
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  14. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Not yet it doesn't - though we should know in about 15 mins.........
     
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    Hopefully someone came back with some decent investigations.

    Now Neville seems prime target, although he could also have been prime target to switch the investigation results for (similar to Valley) so have a decision to make.

    Not sure who can actually vote today but unless we get some info from the investigations, Nev seems the logical choice given Sebb's investiagtions 2 nights ago.
     
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  16. Tobes

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    Oh ffs <grr>

    Are bad guys the lurkers? Surely we couldn't have shot and missed so many times?

    This is Tennis'esque ffs
     
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  17. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I assure you if I was the SK I wouldn't have let it get to a coin toss as the SK and MD can vote every night
     
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  18. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    But if someone votes twice in a row then it's just obvious they are one of the bad guys <doh>
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Would you chance it?
     
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  20. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Would I chance the 50/50? Yes...

    That way you have a 50/50 rather than being known 100% as the bad guy when someone realises you've voted twice in a row.
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Aug 13, 2015
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: Albert's arse owned by Nev, Nev shot JR, Nev dunnit, Nev killed off the dinosaurs, Nev wiped out the dodos, Nev seen on the grassy knoll, Nev got Janmaat sent off, Nev shot Bambi, Nev shot his load
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