And yet we still manage to win 4 league titles in 5 years. Imagine if we did have money... Still being the most valuable sports team in the entire world will do me. http://www.forbes.com/pictures/mli45fdhk/no-1-manchester-united
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!" EDIT: Three guys are Hicks, Gillett, and any combination of Hicks JR, Foster, CP
If you're so rich,why did Fergie get the hump when Inter Milan wouldn't take Michael Jackson in part exchange for Snjeider?If he had as much money as we are all made to believe he wouldn't have had to offer Michael Jackson in part exchange.
Finished epic swindle last night and the menioning of Gillett's ski lodge reminded me of this joke. Plus we all know snakey business men do what they can to make um ends meet.
A blind man walks into a shop with his guide dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The owner runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
I thought we had no money at all? How have we spent over £50m if we are skint? Also don't believe everything you read in The Sun KPR..
MUF COK. Don't ever mention that paper on the Liverpool forum.Its a banning offence,if the mods see it,you'll be banned. Just a warning.
Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. "Yeah teach?" he replies. "If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher. Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off." "No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds. "Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?" The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream." Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!" Edit: Snoogy Doogy, he came across as a guy who had no clue of things around him. If you are American, how do you not know Snoopy D O double G?
I thought you wanted me banned? Maybe it wasn't the right tabloid to use but you get my drift. Don't believe every bit of rubbish you read.
