A short piece for a fanzine?

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Brian Storm

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Hi there, welcome back to the Premier League. I'm writing a match preview for a fanzine named the Roker Report http://rokerreport.sbnation.com/. I was looking for a Norwich fan who would kindly provide me with a couple of paragraphs for my preview. Outlining where you feel your strengths and weakness' are, a quick reflection on last week, how your summer recruitment has gone and the general feel among Norwich City and it's supporters. Any takers? I'd be eternally grateful. :)

Anybody going?
 
I want all our players to dive and cheat our way into the big money club.

There is no honour or integrity in this league.
Siege mentality by this big penis welding superfan
 
I want all our players to dive and cheat our way into the big money club.

There is no honour or integrity in this league.
Siege mentality by this big penis welding superfan

Nor is there apparently any honour or integrity amongst some fans - cheating might bring you a short-term reward, but if that´s the way you want us to get our success, then firstly I think you´ll be disappointed and secondly, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
 
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Nor is there apparently any honour or integrity amongst some fans - cheating might bring you a short-term reward, but if that´s the way you want us to get our success, then firstly I think you´ll be disappointed and secondly, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
It was a joke response , I thought the big penis wielding superfan part may have been a clue.
 
Nor is there apparently any honour or integrity amongst some fans - cheating might bring you a short-term reward, but if that´s the way you want us to get our success, then firstly I think you´ll be disappointed and secondly, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

How very pompous .

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To be fair PL players are obviously all suffering from brital bone disease given the fact you only have to sneeze near them and they roll around howling but as soon as the kicks awarded up they get.

If refs aren't going to stamp it out can you blame our players if they say oh **** it I'll do one. Especially after that atrocious ref last week.
 
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