Burgers are not plain white sliced bread. Scrambled eggs should be toast.... Mopping up baked beans with white sliced as part of a big fry could be said but none are close to a clean pure red sauce samba.
let me provide you with an update on my romantic adventures could offer some mirth to anyone bored late on a Tuesday evening... you may remember me mentioning these 3 girls all who seemed to be flirting with me and who have formed their own little friendship group they were chatting away in the bar at the club where I workout tonight, i was eavesdropping after going in the gym, i say eavesdropping but the stupid blonde one who came onto me last year was talking so loudly that you'd have heard it across the mersey anyway the blonde one is giving a very detailed minutiae description of her latest male conquests... i had developed a little bit of interest in her but this has been completely shelved now as i don\'t want a massive dose of the clap or life threatening syphilis very much... i am supposed to be meeting her tomorrow afternoon for whatever that is and she shouted over to me whether we were still on for that... i begrudgingly agreed but was/am very close to binning it off and telling her to get to ****. Current feelings toward her are of pure disgust. I was chatting to my mate earlier in the evening and she walks past with bruises on one arm and my mate asks what she;s done and she says oh I fell over. So we were pissing around saying some bloke had done it to her and she was getting abused or something... she has a reputation let's say. Lo and behold later on I hear her say that some guy she's been with has been biting her and rough **** so we were actually right no fecking way i'm touching that massive sloot now the second girl I have had a bit of a thing for for a good while, she is fit, but thought her interest level in me was zero but she gets up to leave before the other two and on the way out asks me if I'll be going to this cards night tomorrow, i say probably not but she starts to persuade me and I say maybe. Last week we were out at a bar with a few others and she was asking me who I had a thing for and was I dating anyone and also saying I looked like some celebrity knob head who she brought a pic up of on her phone. Reckon she might quietly be into me, said she couldn't believe and was shocked that i'd agreed to meet up with blonde / no 1. if I go along tomorrow I will most probably ask her out The other one, number 3, when all three were talking and I was sitting down after the gym kept looking over at me and when i looked at her immediately turned away so the blonde one probably mentioned we were meeting up tomorrow or something
i like a burger - i.e. the patty - between bread or between a burger bun, but for it to be a true 'burger' it's got to be on the lightly toasted burger bun, if it's between to slices of bread it aint really a burger
So blonde trash is off... fit but disinterested is interested and nosey hanger on is just that.... You want to start your own thread lad.... rival to the cheese. We will rename rhc one as corrie and yours can be brookside. Soap wars...
Very true. I have to say lightly toasted is a must really. I have made my own burgers and found no buns in freezer and used white slice. Let's just say it reminded me of a loose meat sandwich I had in Virginia in a road house place once.... nasty.
Also sausages is a good call too ibwt. Our version of hot dogs white slice red sauce and sausage wrapped up Now you are right... that is an alternative for sure.
That just about sums it up. Nah. I'll keep it to brief updates in the actual pub which is where this **** belongs. I wouldn't touch the blonde with RHC's hammerhead now trying to get that right in a home toaster is a nightmare, always over done or not done enough
I've woken up with a raging sore throat the last two mornings, bit stuffy in the head as well, dunno what the f is going on
that's not a hot dog though but it is good, that's a sausage sanger and I had one for lunch the other day... for a true hot dog you need the soft white torpedo roll
So while on subject of women, met this girl online last year and been speaking newrly a year now. Met up few times and stayed at hers for few days. She lives like couple hours away that's the only issue so meeting up is reserved for weekends really but thinking of giving it proper go and see how get on. Anyone had 'long distance' thing (not that 2 hours is really that far I know) but precious relationships have been much more local and could see every day if needed.
Had a reasonably long relationship with a girl who lived in scotland (wasn't a jock, was from scouseland don't worry) was about a year that one, so meant around a 4 hour drive either way to see each other... worked out ok, the distance wasn't the issue behind it ending and we would always spend a 3-4 days together to make the trip worthwhile. Was sort of good actually as it made it more exciting
Thats what I've found. It's been quite nice because we talk/text near enough every day but have spent 2 separate occasions with each other for 2/3 days so I guess don't get as bored compared to seeing them everyday
