if we didn't have adam lallana, we wouldn't have anyone to be the new face of the nivea men skincare range. OFFICIAL SKINCARE RANGE FOR LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB.
And Adam thought that leaving Saints would take his career to higher level? Funny how an anagram of Nivea is Naive....
Adam's decision was actually quite logical. You have belief in yourself, you are playing well in your present team, and expect that you could do better in a bigger club...his logic failed him when he chose Liverpool.
Schadenfreude.* Vin * A fine German word that made it into English because we don't have an equivalent. It was a relatively recent mover. I predict that the next one to migrate will be "backpfeifengesicht" which probably also applies to the occasional leaver. It translates as "a face badly in need of a fist."
I know it is very quiet out there but why the sudden fresh interest in Lallana's career? He's a Liverpool player now and of no particular interest to our club....... Also him inviting me to use Nivea cream doesn't exactly endear me to him either........ Oh I forgot.......he is a twat.........
What's happening with this country? Nivea for men, ffs. People are upset about seeing Lallana's face on the telly but not one comment about a man using a moisturiser! Christsakes the country's going down the pan. (Awaits long sanctimonious reply from Pompey Lapras)
On checking the facts, it would seem that "reports of his death have been greatly exaggerated " By me, anyway. I don't think that he still has the beard anymore. By the looks of things he must have fallen on hard times and sold it.
What is this nonsense? Real men have a wet shave then have a shower using Wrights Coal Tar (while pissing in the shower at the same time) and then shampoo their hair with washing up liquid and after all that when they are dry they have a crap because they forgot to have one to start with. Bloody hell men are turning into women. FFS they'll be saying "Because we're worth it next".
The point of Adam Lallana is to remind us how far we've come as a club - we see Mr Southampton, bearded badge kissing fool, played for us for years, man and boy, and then moves on....and we don't miss him. Saints are so much better than poor little soft skinned Adam, we just didn't realise it before he went.
Think that's an '80s, and early-90s concern. It's threaded eyebrows and shaving body hair that's the more en vogue debate, and even that's a good few years old.