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  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33780273

    In the latest instalment of telling everyone how great women's football is, a woman who is supposedly the Sports Minister says it's wrong you don't have a women's team. The points that virtually no one gives a **** about women's football and that it is dross are not relevant.

    Moyes Out!
     
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  2. Chief

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    Our women's replica kits have plunging necks to show off a bit of tit so that's a plus point surely?
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

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    Watford you a gayer or what? <laugh>
     
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    Picked up the Sunday paper this week and the front page of both the main paper and sports pages was Chelsea women beating Notts County at an empty Wembley.

    How the **** is that front page of sports news let alone the man paper?
     
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    Freudian or what? <ok>
     
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    Ha, yeah. It would be if the paper in question wasn't way too right on for its own good.

    (Observer)
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

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    I'm a lesbian trapped inside a man trapped inside a woman trapped inside a man.
     
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    The script for the next Human Centipede film.
     
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    I'm pretty sure the logic is that if we give women some of the news and sports pages they will **** off back to the kitchen and stop moaning about being paid less to do jobs they are not as good at as men.

    It's a cunning plan, Baldrick <ok>
     
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    Cheeky thread this. Needs some E.D.M though.
     
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  11. Bodinki

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    This thread is awesome!

    Proper Jokes
     
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    This thread is proper sick blud.
     
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    Send women back to the kitchen !

    don't you know that all the best chefs are men, and the women are just cooks
     
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  14. crocarno

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    Where women, football and kitchens come together in perfect harmony!

    upload_2015-8-11_12-23-48.jpeg
     
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    Very very close...but how will me dinner get to the table <grr>
     
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    In an ideal situation, the wife is "white-lined" in the kitchen to cook the dinner, with the girlfriend white-lined between the kitchen and living room, and a table just within her reach. This solution does also require a top-loading beer fridge next to your chair.
     
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    impressive stuff <laugh>
     
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  18. StanDMan

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    Misogynistic sick men here... haahaahaahaa
     
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