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The Benteke is a beast thread

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  1. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Post your love for the big man here
     
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    Oh dear @Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot believed moving to Liverpool was the wrong choice for Benteke, saying: "There's no point moving to a club where they don't cross balls."

    The comments have angered Liverpools beast, and he admitted he will be hunting down this 'Jimmy'

    "I don't believe that and I will tell him - I will speak with him and explain to him the situation, he is talking out of his, how you say...arse. Football has changed and football now is modern and I can adapt," he said.

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    Benteke signs for Liverpool (pic courtesy of Liverpool FC)
    "It is not just about crossing, I can score normal goals, too. I will tell him I am not afraid of this Jimmy.

    "If Liverpool bought me, then they know how to use me.

    "Is that aspect of my game overlooked? I think so - that is why I came here and I can show I can play with my feet, too."

    "Jimmy may be a baby but anyone with stubble is old enough for a good hide in"
     
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    If he scores as many goals as Ian Rush and grows a moustache I will agree he is a great signing.
     
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    TBF @Jimmy Squarefoot STFU since Benteke volleyed the ball in from 20 yards on the turn in his first game for us
     
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    Goals equals number of hairs in Rush moustache. Truly and truly great.
     
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    Last time we won the league more of our players had moustaches. What we need is more mustachioed players. Rodgers order the team to stop shaving their upper lip.
     
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    Allen couldnt even get that right <doh>

    #injured

    #fakepirlo
     
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    This team would win the league (Rush's tash).

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    Was is it that the OP picture has Benteke as the only player in black?

    #drisaracist
     
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    Benteke to score 30 goals this season.

    He's clinical and we create **** loads of chances......so why not?

    #beast
     
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    Everyone over 15 was born last century. <doh>
     
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    Firstly - <laugh>

    Secondly - 5 aside league?
     
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    Fixed

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    I couldn't find this year's squad picture.
     
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    LFC racist kits, away one is white though.....
     
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