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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Billy Death, Jul 6, 2015.

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  1. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    It`ll look good on his CV right enough. Especially this one.
     
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    The Aussie women's team are still over here we will have to watch carefully in the next test in case they play some ringers <whistle>
     
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    What do you call an Australian who's good with a bat?























    A vet.
     
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  4. Billy Death

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    What do you call an Australian who's good with balls?





















































    Sheila.
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    For sale, 11 Australian cricket bats. Hardly used :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Well the Verdict at 9pm on Sky should be interesting :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  7. Mackeminexile

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    Cricket eh? Bloody hell. Didn't expect that at all. Was working away from the office today, well I say working most of the day was spent following the over-by-over text on the Guardian...

    Watched the highlights and to be honest didn't think the pitch was doing that much. Boycott on commentary was hilarious though, no effort at all to hide his joy as the Australian's came in then quickly went back out again.

    Can't really bring myself to feel sorry for @Aussie blackcat85 , today is just one day mate but this is how it felt to watch England in the Ashes from 1989 right through to 2005
     
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  8. Nostalgic

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    Believe me Pops the Sky news Auss commentator was merciless about us last series in Auss when we were whitewashed. If I recall we could not match Mitch Johnson's bowling, Clarke's inspired leadership etc etc. No praise for England now only how woeful Aussies are and their cricket needs a rethink. FFS.
     
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    The way things are going with our strike force we should look at fielding Beth Mead.
     
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  10. Billy Death

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    Aussie, get out of bed you idle twat, lol.
    xxx
     
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  11. Blunham Mackem

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Twat! I was just about to post that! <laugh><laugh>

    Where the **** is he?
     
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    He`s not in the bed Billy, he`s under it. <laugh>
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Come out, come out, wherever you are <monster>
     
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  14. Billy Death

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    I really like Aussie, he's one one poster I've took to my heart.
    He's took everything in good humor & he's been batting alone, (no pun intended) & he's give as good as he's got.
    **** me, the lad hasn't even had Haggis to back him up.
    Aussie, I salute you, ****ing top bloke. <ok> :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  15. Blunham Mackem

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    Aussie! Wake up pal! It was just a nightmare!

    You weren't out for 60 !

    Broad didn't have 8-15 figures.

    You weren't bowled out in the first session with 12 overs to go.

    Mr Extras wasn't your highest scorer yesterday.

    We aren't 274 for 4 after the first day.......



    Oh, what? Excuse me? That did happen? I WASN'T DREAMING?

    Err Aussie, shush shush, go back to sleep mate.
     
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    Leave the lad alone he was having a session this morning/last night(depending which hemisphere your in) so he is probably hanging out of his arse <laugh>
     
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  17. Blunham Mackem

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    No **** him! Wake him up! We've all suffered Ashes nightmares! It's his turn now!
     
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    cruel very cruel
     
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  19. Blunham Mackem

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    Ain't life a bitch
     
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    after a moments reflection - yer right Aussie wake up yer sod and take it like a man <laugh>
     
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