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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Aug 4, 2015.

  1. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    very well thanks. food was good, watched bake off <laugh>
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    She stood me up. :(
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    You stayed in so,your place or his?
     
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  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Is he a good ride?
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Has he trimmed his pubes?
     
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  6. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Doe he have a bleached asshole so there can be no disgruntlement from you when he asks to squat his light pink farter right on your pouty red lips?
     
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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Not touchy. Just thought it brought a bit of class to the pic.
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The fella sounds like a keeper.
     
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  9. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    yeah right
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I would like to retract everything I said about him being boring yesterday, he obviously lives for the moment and is pretty wacky.
     
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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    <confused>
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Make sure you make yourself "available" every night of the week. Failing that. Nosh his cosh <ok>

    Throw in the odd bawhum and **** just to mix it up a bit.

    Up the arse couple a times a month too.

    That's it really
     
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  13. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    you guys are such romantics
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'm giving you good advice here.
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Don't mind them Jen,who did the cooking and what did you have?
     
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  16. Patience

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    What colour scudz did you have on, and what kind?
     
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  17. Patience

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    Do you have large areolas?
     
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Lads a wee bit of decorum here, please.
     
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  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Here comes Gambol. You lot are ****ed now a professional is on the scene.
     
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  20. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Blimey Jen I've been married 10 years to Senhora Meowth and we haven't watched a bake off yet. You need to surprise him for the next date.

    Put some exotic scanties under a staid outfit, then when you go to the kitchen after the savoury you can return with a special dessert and top it with cream.
     
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