Doe he have a bleached asshole so there can be no disgruntlement from you when he asks to squat his light pink farter right on your pouty red lips?
I would like to retract everything I said about him being boring yesterday, he obviously lives for the moment and is pretty wacky.
Make sure you make yourself "available" every night of the week. Failing that. Nosh his cosh Throw in the odd bawhum and **** just to mix it up a bit. Up the arse couple a times a month too. That's it really
Blimey Jen I've been married 10 years to Senhora Meowth and we haven't watched a bake off yet. You need to surprise him for the next date. Put some exotic scanties under a staid outfit, then when you go to the kitchen after the savoury you can return with a special dessert and top it with cream.