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Great Britain under attack

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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Fresh from yesterday's 7/31 attack on a car auction there's a new attack today on a car show. 1/8 Never forget.

    Those islamic/Jewish undercover agents sure do hate cars.

    P.s. flying planes into things is so 9/11 <doh>
     
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  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Sympathy post blah blah.

    No the formalities are out of the way.


    Look at this ... 7/31 attack 7+3+1=11. 8/1 attack 8+1=9 both attacks add up to 9/11


    Mind well and truly blown
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    The plane did not hit Chris Evans :(
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Say what you like about Clarkson, at least he never killed anyone.

    #curseoftopgear
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Mine too. A pikey who can count.

    Incredible.
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I have decided that aeronautics is far too risky and from now on shall do my travelling by boat, locomotive or automobile.

    If god wanted us to fly he would have gave us jet packs.
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Cut price terrorism - you know it makes sense. In these recessionary times, the cost conscious suicide bomber is more likely to ride a push bike into Lidl's than fly a plane into the WTC. Allah Uakbar you ****s..
     
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  8. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    And if god wanted penises to be put inside vaginas, they would be shaped like cricket bats. That's why priests prey on young boys.
     
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  9. Mick

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    Noel Edmunds strikes again - trying to take out Chris Evans this time.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    This is what happens when you cut back on defence. If Her Majesty's airforce had not laid off so many men he would probably still be sitting on a deck chair, brushing his moustache and drinking tea with Biffo and Bodger, waiting for a scramble.
     
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  11. Mick

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    Although as an avid Guardian reader and outspoken Leftist I'd say about 400 years of employing ****s like you is one of the main reasons the Muslamics have a chip on their shoulder <ok>
     
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  12. Nathan Barley

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    Vote Corbyn 2020 If he is still alive.
     
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  13. Nathan Barley

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    Dev or Corbyn 5/2
     
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  14. stopmeandslapme

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    Bollocks.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    The Guardian wouldn't know the left if it jumped up and bit their baws.They have a few lefty opinion columnists so ****ing what. Their actual reporters are liberal fence sitting ****s that hate anything even remotely considered "leftist".

    I swear I'm starting to think you just want a length off Owen Jones.
     
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  16. Archers Road

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    As if any of you ****s read.
     
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