You've picked on the wrong Cloggie Cockney Jock. I've lived about 15 years of my life in London and never heard anyone use it.
Golden Brown texture like muck Lays me down arse bulging like **** Throughout the night Needing a ****e Always a frown with Golden Brown
@ this thread Having had the Dukes a few times I can confirm that they are agony, best thing I have found is Lipsil, the lip moisturiser. I borrow the wife's and slip it up my erchie, works a treat. That and Johnson's Baby Powder.