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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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  2. Saints_Alive

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    shipment to Koean restaurants
     
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  3. UTRs

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    never arrived on time
     
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    Always came too late
     
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  5. San Diego

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    and was always wrong

    (Taff, you don't need to use a capital for every post. Capitals are to start a new sentence)
     
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  6. UTRs

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    which angered the ostrich (again..)

    please log in to view this image
     
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    making him burn down

    (can't wait to show my son that picture, he'll crack up laughing)
     
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  8. littleDinosaurLuke

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    the bandstand in Barnsley
     
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  9. San Diego

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    much to the disappontment
     
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  10. littleDinosaurLuke

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    of t'Heckmondwike brass band
     
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  11. San Diego

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    who needed that space
     
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  12. UTRs

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    (They are funny looking birds<laugh>, I want one!)
     
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    to shake a leg
     
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  14. San Diego

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    We have ostrich farms here in San Diego, on the way to the Safari Park we see them running about :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  15. San Diego

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    and conduct live autopsies
     
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  16. littleDinosaurLuke

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    on poor Yorkshire folk
     
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  17. San Diego

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    who don't pay taxes
     
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  18. littleDinosaurLuke

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    but do play cricket
     
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    with bleached thigh bones
     
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  20. littleDinosaurLuke

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    and the shrunken skulls
     
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