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  1. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Don’t Buy A New PC.. Until You’ve Read This!

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    Do you have a slow Computer? Do Not buy a new PC or call a PC repair company….1 simple trick is saving people across the UK thousands of pounds.
    Your computer is not made to last long that’s a fact. Most people do not like to hear this information, But the reality is that PC retailers and software companies need a reason for users to keep buying upgrades otherwise they simply won’t make money.
    But now that the secret is revealed , an elite team of Microsoft Gold Certified developers have created a better solution for the average user. It’s a new software that operates using a high performance algorithm to scan your windows PC or laptop. It then identifies and clears out unnecessary files that cause slow performance at a touch of a button. Literally anyone can use it and only takes 5 minutes to work.
    Many people feel ripped off by not knowing this 1 simple trick…
    Many users are even saying that their computer is running faster than the day it was new immediately after using the tool. As one person said “it’s like a Turbo Charge for your computer”.
    The people responsible for this want to get it into as many homes as possible, and as part of their strategy they’re giving away their analysis tool for free until July 30, 2015 you can grab a free copy by clicking here if it’s still available.
    Technical Director John Haines says “Our launch strategy is pretty simple. Give the basic product away to as many users as possible. Once they use it, and see the results – the product will sell itself. They’ll tell their friends, they’ll continue to use it and we’ll see a viral growth effect”.
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    He continues “it really is a no-brainer – people love the tool. It’s easy to use, it works immediately and it’s saving people across the globe hundreds or even thousands of pounds in unnecessary repair or upgrade costs. The feedback has been really overwhelming and so positive. Once people see it for themselves, the product will promote itself – that’s the beauty of creating a product that solves a problem that millions of people experience every day.”
    One user told us “My computer would take what seemed like an eternity just to start my web browser. Immediately after I scanned my machine and repaired the errors, it loads up in seconds. I didn’t realize how much time it was costing me – but now my “old” machine is running faster than ever, and the difference is like night and day”.
    So is Microsoft really conspiring to force people to upgrade by building systems that are designed to fail over time? We can’t confirm or deny that – but we can confirm that before you shell out a fortune on new equipment or specialists – you should definitely download TurboYourPC™ and give it a try.
    http://www.supertechconsult.com/723...utm_content=&utm_medium=&utm_source=&utm_term=
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    There's loads of programmes like that, find one that works and keep your PC/Laptop cleaned up on a regular basis by using a tool that clears spware and defrags, run anti-virus on a regular basis and there's no reason why your device wont last a decade.
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

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    HMMMMMMM...

    I think i should delete this as it is spam and report dribs to the super mods... what you think guys :bandit:
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

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    OR stop looking at german granny porn and getting 1000 viruses.
     
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  5. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    you do know apps like this are a load of bollocks don't you.
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

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    I do <ok>

    windows release updates to patch security that slow computers more than the viruses that exploit loop holes.

    just don't look up granny porn.
     
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  7. cini65

    cini65 Well-Known Member

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    I kept reading and reading and reading waiting for the punch line. And it never came. Is this a serious post from someone with 8000+ previous posts? Account been hacked?
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

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    don't ask...... we all love dribs here.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No.
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It's about right for Dribs, take a look at his other posts.
     
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  11. Poolliver LallanaDelRey

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    "1 simple trick is saving people across the UK thousands of pounds"

    I'm really beginning to hate these articles.. Why is it always the UK huh?
     
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  12. astro

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    Anything that contains the phrase "one simple trick [they] don't want you to know about" is a scam
     
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  14. Jimmy Squarefoot

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    Don't buy a new PC ... buy a MacBook instead ;)
     
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  15. Prince Knut

    Prince Knut GC Thread Terminator

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    That just leaves the ladyboys then...
     
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  16. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Only if you are a raging homosexual......or are into graphic design <ok>
     
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  17. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Bodanki w<laugh>here have you been?.<double>
     
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  18. Prince Knut

    Prince Knut GC Thread Terminator

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    "What the hell is graphic design?"

    Sent by Christian Smith via macbook
     
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  19. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Taking too many drugs.
    My illness has gone ****ing nuclear, so for the last week I been sitting in a painkiller induced haze and posting **** like Point Break song lyrics in response to posts.
    HAHA Charlie Cotton from Eastenders

     
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  20. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    THIS ^
     
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