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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I'm proofreading the final draft at the moment, so it should be on Amazon in a week or two.

    As a tribute to the good folks on GC, I've taken the liberty of giving some of my characters your usernames. For example:
    Mike Beale - token black fall-guy
    Drew Gamble - Cabinet minister
    Toby Archer - Cabinet minister
    Monica Edgerton - Deputy PM
    MD - coke dealer
    Commissioner Wolsey - cop

    I've used a couple of posters' real names, too. If anyone objects to this, let me know.
     
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    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Where's Cheesy Foreskin, the promiscuous ****ter, ya fat, bald fanny?
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I might struggle to shoehorn that one in, I'm afraid.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Not the first time I've heard those words, sweetcheeks.
     
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  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <laugh>

    Class.

    PS: I hope hes a foul mouthed ****.
     
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  6. Nathan Barley

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    Am I in it ? <grr>
     
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  7. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    No hash :mad: or sneaky russian Andreij Dubrov


    Anyhow youre riding this book nonsense now , time to get a real job
     
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  8. Nathan Barley

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    I'll buy the paperback again .<cheers>
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    No fat jock , pud McDonald ?
     
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  11. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    He's in the last paragraph. The morbidly obese scotsman kills Mike Beale for a piece of fried chicken.
     
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  12. Nathan Barley

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    If I'm not in it I will punch an autistic child in the face .
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I'll split the coke dealer role with you.

    He can have your build but my attitude. Demz da roolz.
     
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    Fat green fingered coke dealer ... Got the makings of sitcom
     
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    Mr Winstanley was based on me so I am happy...
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Please please please put in Peter the spastic ***** <ok>

    Failing that - the clit puncher
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Maybe you should make a really cool down to earth character who is tall dark and handsome and has traveled to Australia before <ok>
     
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