Are you calling Marcus a Buttplug? That's offensive to both Simon and Marcus, two people I respect deeply.
How deeply this sounds painful, I scream if my finger slips though the toilet paper when I wiped my arse.
Reading not your strong point either - I did!! Bit tetchy there shire aren't you? Do you struggle when people decide to point out your incorrect items?
Reading and spelling and behaviour problems have held me back for years Simon. It's just you jumped in for no reason and I thought you were on the wind up? I do apologise Margus for not understanding your post.
No mate - just a little fun (and Simon happens to be my middle name ironically!) No need to take things so personally - it's a football forum after all!
Cheers Marcus, wow what's it like to have your name attached to funkys famous butt plug. I'm sure there's a song in this somewhere what could make you famous
Up for grabs: Sunderland are ready to let Fletcher go Swansea are set to launch a move for Sunderland striker Steven Fletcher. Swans boss Garry Monk is looking to add to his attack and the Black Cats are ready to cash in on Fletcher. The Scottish international, 28, cost £12million when former boss Martin O’Neill signed him from Wolves three years ago. But with Fletcher in the final year of his contract, Sunderland would now be happy to recoup a third of that sum. Fletcher marked his Sunderland debut in September 2012 by grabbing both goals in a 2-2 draw at Swansea. But recurring ankle problems have seen his career on Wearside stutter since an impressive start when he hit 11 goals in his first season.
I would rather sell Graham back to them. Fletcher has been infuriating with form and injuries but there is a very good goal scorer in there. Graham, despite his work rate, has never convinced as a goal scorer
Fletch has always had his back to the goal in our defensive minded teams. Think with an attack minded team and crosses coming in from the wings he could still be an asset. Having said that he is a big wage earner so not too bothered if he goes and we re invest the money for better. Sow for example.
If one or both go, we have to make sure what comes in is better, much better. I trust DA and Conger to do this, I expect they are moving behind the scenes now... I hope
I like Fletcher as a player when he plays to his strengths, but not when he tries those stupid little side flicks or half-hearted pieces of skill.
He is a cracking header of the ball and holds it up quite well. We don't put crosses in though and I agree he's infuriating at times. Those chances he missed at Arsenal were the point I thought I'd accept us selling him. £4m is good dosh
Sell Graham Wickham and Fletcher and I wouldn't give a rat's arse. We'd need to bring a couple in of course
