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  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Ironic that ........ having a tattoo to imitate other people having tattoos <laugh>
     
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  2. ROBOJOHN

    ROBOJOHN Active Member

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    Quite like Do anything you wanna do ! (Eddie & the Hot-Rods)

    Another favourite lyric but not as a tattoo would be How can you lie there and think of England when you don,t even know who's in the team? (Billy Bragg)
     
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  3. John Cardew

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    That irony is not lost on me, believe me <laugh> :cry:
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Completely off topic but where on earth is grandpops? Has he been banned? <laugh>
     
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  5. Neil

    Neil Well-Known Member

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    "Hasn't it"
     
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  6. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    I am tall and I am thin
    Of an enviable hight
    And I've been known to be quite handsome
    In a certain angle and in certain light
    Well I entered into O'Malley's
    Said, "O'Malley I have a thirst"
    O'Malley merely smiled at me
    Said "You wouldn't be the first"
    I knocked on the bar and pointed
    To a bottle on the shelf
    And as O'Malley poured me out a drink
    I sniffed and crossed myself
    My hand decided that the time was nigh
    And for a moment it slipped from view
    And when it returned, it fairly burned
    With confidence anew
    Well the thunder from my steely fist
    Made all the glasses jangle
    When I shot him, I was so handsome
    It was the light, it was the angle
    Huh! Hmmmmmm
    "Neighbours!" I cried, "Friends!" I screamed
    I banged my fist upon the bar
    "I bear no grudge against you!"
    And my dick felt long and hard
    "I am the man for which no God waits
    But for which the whole world yearns
    I'm marked by darkness and by blood
    And one thousand powder-burns"
    Well, you know those fish with the swollen lips
    That clean the ocean floor
    When I looked at poor O'Malley's wife
    That's exactly what I saw
    I jammed the barrel under her chin
    And her face looked raw and vicious
    Her head it landed in the sink
    With all the dirty dishes
    Her little daughter Siobhan
    Pulled beers from dusk till down
    And amongst the townfolk she was a bit of a joke
    But she pulled the best beer in town
    I swooped magnificent upon her
    As she sat shivering in her grief
    Like the Madonna painted on the church-house wall
    In whale's blood and banana leaf
    Her throat it crumbled in my fist
    And I spun heroically around
    To see Caffrey rising from his seat
    I shot that mother ****er down
    Mmmmmmmmmm Yeah Yeah Yeah
    "I have no free will", I sang
    As I flew about the murder
    Mrs. Richard Holmes, she screamed
    You really should have heard her
    I sang and I laughed, I howled and I wept
    I panted like a pup
    I blew a hole in Mrs. Richard Holmes
    And her husband stupidly stood up
    As he screamed, "You are an evil man"
    And I paused a while to wonder
    "If I have no free will then how can I
    Be morally culpable, I wonder"
    I shot Richard Holmes in the stomach
    And gingerly he sat down
    And he whispered weirdly, "No offense"
    And then lay upon the ground
    "None taken", I replied to him
    To which he gave a little cough
    With blazing wings I neatly aimed
    And blew his head completely off
    I've lived in this town for thirty years
    And to no-one I am a stranger
    And I put new bullets in my gun
    Chamber upon chamber
    And I turned my gun on the bird-like Mr. Brookes
    I thought of Saint Francis and his sparrows
    And as I shot down the youthful Richardson
    It was St. Sebastian I thought of, and his arrows
    Hhhhhhhhhh Mmmmmmmmmmmm
    I said, "I want to introduce myself
    And I am glad that all you came"
    And I leapt upon the bar
    And shouted out my name
    Well Jerry Bellows, he hugged his stool
    Closed his eyes and shrugged and laughed
    And with an ashtray as big as a ****ing really big brick
    I split his head in half
    His blood spilled across the bar
    Like a steaming scarlet brook
    And I knelt at it's edge on the counter
    Wiped the tears away and looked
    Well, the light in there was blinding
    Full of God and ghosts of truth
    I smiled at Henry Davenport
    Who made an attempt to move
    Well, from the position I was standing
    The strangest thing I ever saw
    The bullet entered through the top of his chest
    And blew his bowels out on the floor
    Well I floated down the counter
    Showing no remorse
    I shot a hole in Kathleen Carpenter
    Recently divorced
    But remorse i felt and remorse I had
    It clung to every thing
    From the raven's hair upon my head
    To the feathers on my wings
    Remorse sqeezed my hand in it's fradulent claw
    With it's golden hairless chest
    And I glided through the bodies
    And killed the fat man Vincent West
    Who sat quietly in his chair
    A man become a child
    And I raised the gun up to his head
    Executioner-style
    He made no attempt to resist
    So fat and dull and lazy
    "Did you know I lived in your street?" I said
    And he looked at me as though I were crazy
    "O", he said, "I had no idea"
    And he grew as quiet as a mouse
    And the roar of the pistol when it went off
    Near blew that hat right off the house
    Hmmmmmm Uh Uh
    Well, I caught my eye in the mirror
    And gave it a long and loving inspection
    "There stands some kind of man", I roared
    And there did, in the reflection
    My hair combed back like a raven's wing
    My muscles hard and tight
    And curling from the business end of my gun
    Was a query-mark of cordite
    Well I spun to the left, I spun to the right
    And I spun to the left again
    "Fear me! Fear me! Fear me!"
    But no one did cause they were dead
    Huh! Hmmmmmmmmm
    And then there were the police sirens wailing
    And a bull-horn squelched and blared
    "Drop your weapons and come out
    With your hands held in the air"
    Well, I checked the chamber of my gun
    Saw I had one final bullet left
    My hand, it looked almost human
    As I raised it to my head
    "Drop your weapon and come out!
    Keep your hands above your head!"
    I had one one long hard think about dying
    And did exactly what they said
    There must have been fifty cops out there
    In a circle around O'Malley's bar
    "Don't shoot", I cried, "I'm a man unarmed!"
    So they put me in their car
    And they sped me away from that terrible scene
    And I glanced out of the window
    Saw O'Malley's bar, saw the cops and the cars
    And I started counting on my fingers
    Aaaaaah One Aaaaaah Two Aaaaaah Three Aaaaaaah Four
    O'Malley's bar O'Malley's bar
     
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  7. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    And no-one saw the Carny go, the weeks flew by
    Until they moved on the show, leaving his caravan behind
    It was parked out on the south east ridge
    And as the company crossed the bridge
    With the first rain filling the bone-dry river bed
    It shone, just so, upon the edge
    Away, away, we're sad to say

    Dog-boy, Atlas, Mandrake, the geeks, the hired hands
    There was not one among them that did not cast an eye behind
    In the hope that the Carny would return to his own kind

    The Carny left behind a horse so skin and bone that he named Sorrow
    And it was in a shallow, unmarked grave
    That that old nag was laid
    In the then parched meadow

    And it was the dwarves that were given the task of digging the ditch
    And laying the nag's carcass in the ground
    While boss Bellini, waved his smoking pistol around
    saying "The nag was dead meat"
    "We can't afford to carry dead weight"
    While the whole company standing about, not making a sound
    And turning to the dwarves perched on the enclosure gate
    The boss says "Bury this lump of crow bait"

    And the rain came hammering down
    Everybody running for their wagons
    Tying all the canvas flaps down
    The mangy cats growling in their cages
    The bird-girl flapping and squawking around
    The whole valley reeking of wet beast
    Wet beast and rotten, sodden hay
    Freak and brute creation all
    Packed up and on their way

    The three dwarves peering from their wagon's hind
    Moses says to Noah "Shoulda dugga deepa one"
    Their grizzled faces like dying moons
    Still dirty from the digging done

    And Charlie the Atlas to the three said
    "I guess the Carny ain't gonna show"
    And they were silent for a spell
    wishing they'd done a better job of burying Sorrow

    And the company passed from the valley
    Into a higher ground
    And the rain beat on the ridge and on the meadow
    And on the mound

    Until nothing was left, nothing left at all
    Except the body of Sorrow
    That rose in time
    To float upon the surface of the eaten soil

    And a murder of crows did circle 'round
    First one, then the others flapping blackly down

    And the Carny's van still sat upon the edge
    Tilting slowly as the firm ground turned to sludge

    And the rain it hammered down
    And the rain it hammered down
    And the rain it hammered down
    And the rain it hammered down

    And no-one saw the Carny go
    No-one saw the Carny go
    No-one saw the Carny go
    I say, it's funny how things go...
     
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  8. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    As so with that, I thought I'd take a final walk
    The tide of public opinion had started to abate
    The neighbours, bless them, had turned out to be all talk
    I could see their frightened faces
    peering at me through the gate

    I was looking for an end to this, for some kind of closure
    Time moved so rapidly, I had no hope of keeping track of it
    I thought of my friends who had died of exposure
    And I remembered other ones
    Who had died from the lack of it

    And in my best shoes I started falling forward down the street
    I stopped at a church and jostled through the crowd
    And love followed just behind me, panting at my feet
    As the steeple tore the stomach from a lonely little cloud

    Inside I sat, seeking the presence of a God
    I searched through the pictures in a leather-bound book
    I found a woolly lamb dozing in an issue of blood
    And a gilled Jesus shivering on a fisherman's hook

    Babe
    It seems so long
    Since you've been gone away
    And I
    Just got to say
    That it grows darker with the day

    Back on the street I saw a great big smiling sun
    It was a Good day and an Evil day and all was bright and new
    And it seemed to me that most destruction was being done
    By those who could not choose between the two

    Amateurs, dilettantes, hacks, cowboys, clones
    The streets groan with little Caesars, Napoleons and ****s
    With their building blocks and their tiny plastic phones
    Counting on their fingers, with crumbs down their fronts

    I passed by your garden, saw you with your flowers
    The Camellias, Magnolias and Azaleas so sweet
    And I stood there invisible in the panicking crowds
    You looked so beautiful in the rising heat

    I smell smoke, see little fires bursting on the lawns
    People carry on regardless, listening to their hands
    Great cracks appear in the pavement, the earth yawns
    Bored and disgusted, to do us down

    Babe
    It seems so long
    Since you've been gone
    And I
    Just got to say
    That it grows darker with the day

    These streets are frozen now. I come and go
    Full of a longing for something I do not know
    My father sits slumped in the deepening snow
    As I search, in and out, above, about, below

    Babe
    It seems so long
    Since you went away
    And I
    Just got to say
    That it grows darker with the day
     
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  9. Brian Storm

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    I've felt you coming girl, as you drew near
    I knew you'd find me, cause I longed you here
    Are you my desitiny? Is this how you'll appear?
    Wrapped in a coat with tears in your eyes?
    Well take that coat babe, and throw it on the floor
    Are you the one that I've been waiting for?

    As you've been moving surely toward me
    My soul has comforted and assured me
    That in time my heart it will reward me
    And that all will be revealed
    So I've sat and I've watched an ice-age thaw
    Are you the one that I've been waiting for?

    Out of sorrow entire worlds have been built
    Out of longing great wonders have been willed
    They're only little tears, darling, let them spill
    And lay your head upon my shoulder
    Outside my window the world has gone to war
    Are you the one that I've been waiting for?

    O we will know, won't we?
    The stars will explode in the sky
    O but they don't, do they?
    Stars have their moment and then they die

    There's a man who spoke wonders though I've never met him
    He said, "He who seeks finds and who knocks will be let in"
    I think of you in motion and just how close you are getting
    And how every little thing anticipates you
    All down my veins my heart-strings call
    Are you the one that I've been waiting for?
     
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