Report from There side but still here ya are. http://www.derbyshiretimes.co.uk/sp...h-report-chesterfield-1-hull-city-3-1-7370896
"John Meyler" "East Yorshire" "contension" "Hull City selected a starting eleven that cost a princely £22.5 in transfer fees"
"former Sheffield United man Maguire, playing on front of the trio of central defenders" "Hull started the second half strongly with Matty Dixon forcing a low save from Lee before Robertson drive in a fine angled left footer to give City a lead" "Jahraldo-Martin scored from the box-edge" "Tommy Lee indicated his groin injury had completely healed and his fitness level was 100 per cent." Seriously, who the **** wrote that piece of ****. Probably some ****ing uni boy.
3-5-2 then. I suppose it must have stretched them and tired them out. But to me it just looks like we're bored and just knock it about slowly. Their RB was pretty decent. Mugged Brady for their goal and a good cross to an unmarked player. He then bamboozled Robbo, **** me son square on again. There was a chilly wind blowing which probably helped disperse the smell of **** wafting off Curtis Davies. Gave the ball away regularly, just awful. Harry Maguire, he comes from Brazil he comes from Brazil, while too slow for CM he's got summat about him and wants to make things happen. Good header at the far post. Bruce was ok so too Dawson. Davies ****e. Poor first half. Not much happened apart from aluko turns into his man and gets clattered a lot. IMHO he cant play in a number 10 role. He should be out wide. Robbie Brady really really cant take a ****ing corner. There's still no service into Jelavic. Second half much better. 4-4-2 Maguire to CB, Chezz to RB Elmo RM and Matty Dixon into CM. Dixon did well. Couple of good balls to Elmo. Meyler started buzzing about in midfield, Brady too and Robbo. Robbo slotted a good goal into the bottom corner after a bit of a **** up from them. CJM looked lively when he came on and scored with a deflection after good work by Elmo. N'Doye looked ok when he came on. I liked the look of Lenihan too, he nearly scored from a good cross from CJM. Max Clark had a shot which he should have done better with. They never got near our goal i don think second half. Hernandez came on with another dodgy looking haircut. One piss poor piece of control and that was about it. Matty Dixon's got funny looking legs. Cant remember much else. Didnt have a pie I'm getting in shape for Benidorm.
That is without doubt the worse piece of professional writing I've ever read. The fact that this will have gone through a proofreader, sub editor and an editor makes this all the more hilarious. What a bag of ****.
Oh N'doye did a good bit of skill in the box and nutmegged their CB, maybe a pen if it was in the PL. Elmo and N'Doye seem to get on really well. Laughing and joking a lot.
Bloody hell - We wanted a pie update. Thanks BTW. It seems some of our 'Pro's' could do to learn a bit from our rookies judging by the last 2 games. WTF has Curtis Davies become? The lack of application from senior players does seem concerning - games seem to change when the younger players enter the fray. So it's either they can't be arsed and want a move away, or that losing mentality is harder to shake.
Chazz Jr said the Steak N ale Pie was very good. They had a Chicken Pot Pie a 3 bean Veggie Pie and a Meat n taty pie. Very helpful "local" staff too.
Was Burnsy / Humberside there tonight or just rehashing Phil Buckingham's tweets, my how time's have changed now we are back in the real world.
Uni Boy Ambassador here, and I have it on good authority from the snooker club that it was, rather ironically, the Tickler who wrote it. (Just realised that 'The Tickler' sounds like one of the Adam West Batman villains. Suits Tickles nicely.)
if it said drove instead of drive would you be happy? all sane proofreaders, sub editors, and editors were probably in the pub.
Not really, it's still not great English but it'd make more sense than the drivel he put before. If the finished article wasn't proofread then it shouldn't have gone online, he'll get in some serious **** for that.
Obviously the pretty flamingo (Neymar) wasn't playing against the "Pretty Tigers ".... not this lot, obviously: Pardon my spelling
'You're getting pecked by the flamingos' (if indeed a flamingo pecks) In fact how do flamingos attack?
