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Stuff that really pisses you off - the holiday edition

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Hasn't clicked on that the phones in question were on the whole flight but only came into signal when landed ^^
     
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    "It was all right but there's much better in Britain" - I have heard this at the Colloseum, Notre Dame, the Louvre, Venice and God knows where else <doh> stay at home you twats
     
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    People that buy stupid **** like mini-ornamental samurai sword racks then get into a tizzy when they get pulled over at customs.

    Shops that sell fake football tops.
     
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    Fenian ****s in a Spanish bar thinking they have money getting pished on the first night, then getting back to their usual ****e asking ****s, "any chance for a price oh ah pint annat big man?"
     
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    Also, fenians in flip flops and fenians on holiday and fenians in general
     
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    Fat fenian weegies
     
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    Fat weegies who think they're some laugh.
     
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    You left out tarriers.
     
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    Fat fenian weegies who think they're some laugh
     
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    And tarriers on holiday!
     
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    ^^^^

    Bumping into ex-pats who think they're one of the locals despite looking like they should be living in a high rise in Glasgow.
     
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    People who check a case into the hold AND take the largest carry-on bag they're allowed.
     
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    people who tell you they're 18 when they're only 14
     
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    I actually like those people secretly
     
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    18/14 is that stones or pounds?
     
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    Is asking her age your idea of foreplay ? or did the question come before you did ?
     
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    well then - did not HIS soprano voice give you an idea as to his age ?

    or are you secretly hetrosexual and prefer girls -but the nearest you'll ever get to shagging one is with little boys whose balls haven't dropped ?

    nb - sorry for the above insult - it really should have been directed at Toby -but he seems to have vanished (hopefully up his own arsehole )
     
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    Holiday reps who continually annoy the **** out of you with their painted on *****fied smiles and their "I'm your best pal" tone of voice.

    No I don't want to come to your meet and greet and nor do I want any of your kid on buck fizz now **** off and die you plastic person you're blocking my rays.
     
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