http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...-the-uks-first-twats-only-town-20150720100280 Brighton to become the UK’s first ‘twats only’ town 20-07-15 please log in to view this image UNBEARABLY smug seaside twat haven Brighton is to ban ordinary people. The Sussex town, which had increasingly become an overpriced dormitory for London media workers and grizzled ‘big beat’ DJs, is to take the bold step of excluding anyone who does not have a glaringly flawed personality. A spokesman for Brighton and Hove Council said: “We have a legion of twats here, mixed with a smattering of normal people, and the two groups were really failing to gel. “On the one hand you’ve got ordinary worker types struggling with massively inflated living costs, while on the other you’ve got self-styled Bohemians with enormously wealthy grandparents, who somehow reconcile ecological beliefs with consuming vast amounts of cocaine. “For the sake of the local economy, we want to defuse this tension while keeping the people who want to pay vastly over-the-odds for organic vegetables and taxidermy. “So the normals can go to the nearest affordable town, which is only 212 miles away.” Brighton resident Julian Cook said: “When I’m not DJing or ‘shopping local’ I like to chill on the beach. I have a small lifelong family income because my ancestors had a sugar plantation, which I’m fairly sure was run as an ethical workers’ co-operative. “Basically I’m like a pet.”
Where the **** is Toby? Did he OD on ginseng and veggie burgers? Or has his dad (ER) banned him from coming on here?
He knew too much. Eddie had to send him on an "extended holiday" But don't tell anybody. I think they're onto me
Im sure that was hilarious in your head Pud. You may even have lol'd and spat out some food (quickly picked back up and put into the mouth again) but to be quite honest and frank with you big man, it was pure ****e.
Mick should delete this thread, close down not606 and campaign to have the internet shut down just to save future generations stumbling upon this thread and killing themselves in a fit of despair. Boy, what a stinker.
