Déjà vu or just bad luck?

Hope they're not minors Billy, you know what can happen.

 

Dafty, the pits are all closed now man, lol.

 

@Billy Cattermole you ever thought of working in hospitality mate?

 

I did once give it a moments thought.

 

Billy's Catering Company.

Customer: Excuse me, sir, however my steak appears to be undercooked...

Billy: **** off you ****. Eat it before a shove it up your japs eye

 

****ing hell mate, that would be a challenge.
Trying to get a 16oz steak up a blokes jappa,

 

Everyone needs a hobby mate

 

Have you seen him play, have you been following Russian football? Wow, go on then, tell us all how good he is..

 

Billy's Fish & Chips

excuse me sir, my chips seem to be a little undercooked, any chance you can put them back in the fryer for a moment?

Certainly sir, no problem would you like me to put your ****ing head in there as well you ****ing horrible spunk bubble piss ant piece of smeg? ****OFF OUT MY SHOP!!!

 

I reserve the right to refuse anybody who I think is a twat admission to my chip shop.
Both QWOP & Terry are welcome though.

 

Seen a bit of him, not a lot. He's good, trust me

 

I've watched him play for the Netherlands. You have quite a player on your hands. How he adapts to the PL and your style of play (whatever that is under Avocado) is another thing but I can't see him struggling. Good players adapt and he is one.

 

Cheers..

Cheers as well.. I'm looking at Saturday now mate, about 2pm? I will text you tomorrow or Wednesday to confirm..

 

Spot on mate. Looking forward to it.

 

Probably similar to how he used him the last two time he had him. As main striker. Lot of people think he'll be playing in the left but Dick has very rarely played him their in their time together. in the middle or on the right of a front three.

 

I'd have him on the right of a front three personally. His pace will cause havoc there.

 

On the left for me the pace of him and pva will hurt teams for sure.

 

Same applies to you with Wijnaldum, who I believe is roughly on the same level as Lens

 

The daft mags think the lad is in a different league compared to lens mate LOL

 

But some of them think price dictates quality. Lens had a year left and came from a team that needed the money. WineGum came from a team holding all the cards in a great position to get top price. They sign that kid for 12m today, Mags will be expect finished article for that price. They've overpaid twice and their squad is still a mess. They'll be shopping into the new season too. I fear for them. Don't wont to get into a Lens-WineGum pissing match, time will tell, I think they're similar in quality but the mags need 2 natural wide men and 3 new defenders pretty sharpish. We need too more players and we're dancing happy with all round improvement.