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LvG has already explained there willAll games will be preceded by a dance off between players.

Last 2 sentences make perfect sense and that's about as much as I understood from the rest of that

 

Seems to be a few who think van Gaal has indicated AdM is off. Not how van Gaal saying hes counting on Di Maria who will join up with the tour on 25/7 can be interpreted as 'United could sell Di Maria'

Nice to hear Chicarito will get his chance.

 

Which way will it go?

Half the media saying Benteke has signed for you, the other half saying we have him.

 

I've heard it is Liverpool as Man U wasn't interested and Villa were using media rumours to make Liverpool meet the release clause.

 

I wouldn't be surprised.

 

Good signing for any team who gets him.

 

Sky bet have suspended bets on Benteke to Liverpool.

 

Media saying he's going to Liverpool. I hadn't realised he was World Class but he must be.

 

Media made up our interest so they can report how liverpool stumped us yet again.

Van gaal knows though, he called the journo out last night.

 

It was the Sun who had it on their back page this morning they won't look to favour us. You may well be right about the media making it up though these transfer rumours are stupid.

 

Not sure which Journo it was but van Gaal lost it a little last night. Called him a liat and that he makes up stories. When leaving the presser he was shouting "you make stuff up" at someone

He will ban these Journos from pressers though. He did at Barca and Bayern.

Probably get his own talk show to discuss club matters

 

Think that was about the Ramos thing haha, was funny

 

So Liverpool will have seven strikers. Between them they should be able to accumulate ten league goals.

 

Breaking News, Sky sources say Manchester United expect David de Gea to leave either this summer or next (or probably at some time in the future)!

 

More "Breaking News" from Sky, United would want Ramos to be part of any de Gea deal.

Where are they getting all this "Breaking News" from

 

Breaking news right now on SSN.

England have beat West Germany to win the world cup. Also, football has just been invented, find out more on news at 10

Sums sky up

 

Van gaal says a surprise striker could be on his way

 

^^^ code for "dont know who yet". Bet it's a surprise for him atm

 

Guaranteed we've been after the same striker for years and hes a perfect fit.

Thanks to treble!

 

If this is true I want to start getting paid for it