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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Just noticed something under the hotel bed, thought it was a discarded sock but it turns out it's a pair of worn knickers. Black, lacy, M&S, size 12, heavy scent of perfume and a noticeable residue which I'm almost certain came from the front orifice.

    What should I do with them?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 15, 2015
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  2. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    Use them as a teabag.

    Yacontcha!
     
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    Tiddler, Jul 15, 2015
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  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Wear them like a Spider-Man mask
     
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    Null, Jul 15, 2015
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  4. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    Size 12 ?
    Wear them .
     
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    Nathan Barley, Jul 15, 2015
  5. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    May i be so bold as to request a picture of said knickers gusset side up ?
     
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    Nathan Barley, Jul 15, 2015
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  6. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Aye, take a picture with your phone and upload it here. We need proof.
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    You'll have to wait till this evening, I put them in the bedside drawer for safekeeping.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 15, 2015
  8. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^ Dripping with spaff.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I think my wife may have the first signs of Dementia.

    After a session of lovemaking last night I asked her how many orgasms she had. She said she couldn't remember.
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Get them smelt
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 15, 2015
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  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Naturally this was the first thing I did but the perfume covered any other smell and I didn't want to get my nose too near the dry residue. Can you catch AIDS from a dry residue?
     
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  12. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Let's hope so <ok>
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Lick it
     
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  14. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Wid ye?
     
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    Null Well-Known Member
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    Aye ...
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    WP_000613.jpg WP_000616.jpg Enjoy, I'm going to the bar to do some research...
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 15, 2015
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 15, 2015
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    God I would eat them
     
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    Looks like she was on the rag . <laugh>
     
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    Nathan Barley, Jul 15, 2015
  20. Nathan Barley

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    Sticky this please Kevin.
     
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