I believe the original did say 'twe'. But right from being kids, we always sang 'three'. It was funnier that way. Let's split the difference. We'll settle for two-and-a-half halves - what d'you think?
Noo news of this most awful worm and the terrible dreaded lurgy Soon crossed the sea, got to the ears of fiddlin' owld Sir Fergie So hyem he came from Palestine and stretched it to two-and-a-half halves ... Aye that works mate.
I haven't, but I assure you fella, there are loads of Bitch Funky's everywhere. Bitch being the name I give to any less attractive/less intelligent/fatter doppelgangers There's a few better looking ones too but shh.
Good point! Well made. Not sure if youre agreeing or disagreeing with me. Brains a bit addled at the minute!